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Joke: The Helicopter Lesson

The instructor said, "I'll radio you every 1000 feet to see how you're doing." At 1000 feet, the instructor radioed her and said she was doing great. At 2000 feet, he said she was still doing well. Right before she got to 3000 feet, the propeller stopped, and she twirled to the ground.

Joke: The 10 Second Rule

The plane lifts off and the instructor gives them their last instructions: "When the light above the door turns green, you can jump." The first guy (who is a major stutterer) asks: "w-w-w-will the p-p-p-parach-ch-ute open o-o-on its o-o-o-own?"

This Joke Begins With a Change of Career... (Rude)

Fearing an error, he called the Instructor, saying, “I don’t want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wonder if there is an error in the grade?” The instructor said, “During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark.

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Young in Body and Soul: the Story of 77-Year Old Ballerina

Most ballet dancers retire in their 20's, but Madame Suzelle Poole, a 77-year-old British ballet instructor is nothing like most ballet dancers and continues to teach and inspire her own students every day. Hear Madame Poole's incredible life story and career in this truly inspiring video.

Joke: His First Jump

The instructor told them: "First you pull the cord after 10 seconds, if that doesn't work for any reason, pull the second cord for the auxiliary parachute. At the bottom, there will be a bus waiting to take pick you up.

The Best Skillshare Courses for Learning and Growth

You can also interact with other students and the instructor to get feedback. There are many benefits to using Skillshare to learn new skills. First, it’s a convenient way to learn, as you can access courses anytime and anywhere.

This Joke Starts With An Airplane Flying Over Yellowstone

The pilot was silent for a moment; finally he stammered, "You mean you're not the flight instructor?" Images by Deposit Photos . Scroll below for more funny jokes! Who On Earth Are You, Then?

They Did NOT Expect this Salsa Switch!

The moment you think that the sexy salsa instructor wants to give you a private lesson, things get switched up! Some people just can't catch a break. A funny prank with sexy wink! Prank: The Salsa Switch funny, video, prank, hilarious, gag, salsa The Sexy Salsa Switcheroo!

Joke: In Life, They Say That What Goes Up Must Come Down

After listening to the instructor for what seems like days, he is ready to go. The man goes up in the airplane and waits to get to the proper altitude. Excited, he jumps out of the airplane. After a bit, he pulls the ripcord. Nothing happens. He tries again. Still nothing.

This Joke Begins with an Embarrassing Biology School Class

Jacobs, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl's junior college, said during class, "Miss Arnold, would you please name the organ of the human body, which under the appropriate conditions, expands to six times its normal size, and define the conditions."

Joke: A Quick Plane Ride

The pilot was silent for a moment; finally he stammered, "You mean you're not the flight instructor?" Joke: The Photographer and the Plane funny, joke A photographer from a well know national magazine was assigned to cover the fires at Yellowstone National Park.

Hilarious! This OBGYN Has a Good Sense of Humor!

Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right? A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current. Q: When is the best time to get an epidural? A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.

If You Find Yourself Choking, Here's What You Should Do!

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Exploring 5 of the Most Famous Pilots in History

For instance, when he was in his apprenticeship, he wanted to practice certain maneuvers early in the morning but his instructor was not around. He decided to take the plane out alone to attempt the maneuvers. During the flight, he felt vibrations and bumps and heard unusual noises.