Joke: I Swear, He Can Talk!
"All right, let's make this quick I have things to do, what's your talent?" asks the agent. The man says, "It's not me sir, it's my dog -- he talks!" "Yeah, right," says the agent. "I don't have time for this, now get out of here before I throw you out." "No, wait," says the man. "I'll prove it."