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The Delightful Origami Animals of Hung Cuong

Such is the work of Hung Cuong Nguyen, the Vietnamese origami master. Click here to jump to a video teaching you how to make Origami Try it yourselves!

Joke: The Firefighter, the Little Girl and Her Firetruck

A firefighter was working on the engine outside the Station when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. The girl was wearing a firefighter's helmet.

Joke: Mr. President, the Russians Are Calling!

"No problem." replied the President and, with that, Bush hung up and called the President of condom company, "I need a favor, you've got to send 100,000,000 condoms right away over to Russia." "Consider it done," said the President of condom company. "Great!

Joke: What Even NASA Can't Do

President,” and hung up the phone. He addressed the crowd of scientists staring at him curiously. "I have some bad news," he said, "the President said that now that we’ve found intelligent life on Mars... he wants us to try to find it in Congress."

This Old Man Has Been Saving Up For His Entire Life...

The bride groaned, hung on to the counter and managed to speak, "Ohhh God! He told me he'd been saving up for 75 years, and I thought he meant his money!!" Scroll below for more funny jokes!

This Joke Starts With a Man Finding Prowlers In His Shed

He thanked the operator, hung up the phone and counted to 30 and called again. "I just called you about prowlers in my storage shed. Well, you do not have to worry, as I just shot them all dead!" Within seconds there were three police cars, an ambulance and fire engine at the scene.

Do You Know What Goes Great With Halloween Costumes? Puns!

Fake cobwebs are being hung on every porch as panicked homeowners run to the nearest grocery store in search of supersized bags of sweet treats. The Jack-o-Lanterns have been lit and kept out to frighten passing kiddies. Halloween was here and the time for costumes had arrived!

Joke: A Funny Christmas Poem!

The stockings were hung on the wall with great care, Next to some T-shirts and old underwear. I was working the night shift compiling stats, Answering the phone, and feeding the rat. When all of a sudden there arose such a clatter, I lept from my desk to see what was the matter!

What On Earth Is He Doing to That Cow? (Hilarious Joke)

A farmer walked into a bar and saw the local tractor salesman sitting there, head hung low, obviously upset, drowning his sorrows in his beer. "What's up, John?" asked the farmer. "Gosh Bob, I'll tell you what ... if I don't sell a tractor soon, I'm gonna have to close my shop."

Hilarious! Give Us This Day, Our Daily Chicken!

So the Colonel, disappointed, hung up. After another month of bad sales, the Colonel panicked and called again. "Listen, your Excellency, I really need your help.

Joke: The Suspicious Wife

Then he hung up and walked out of the room. In tears and very upset, she climbed out from under the bed and stumbled over to read what her unfaithful husband had written on the end of her letter.

Hilarious: The Husband Exam!

Then he hung up and walked out of the room. In tears and very upset, she climbed out from under the bed and stumbled over to read what her unfaithful husband had written on the end of her letter.