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Joke: What's the Matter Officer?

He's never been with a hooker before, but he decides what the hell. They're going at it for a minute when all of a sudden, a light flashes on them... it's a police officer. "What's going on here, people?" asks the officer. "I'm making love to my wife," the man answers indignantly.

Funny: I'm Gonna Ask This Hooker How Many Knots I'm Doing

Scroll below for more funny jokes! That's a Lot of Knots, Even For a Sailor funny, hilarious, joke, humor, old man, baba recommends, retired, prostitute, knot, knots, sailor A retired sailor picks up a prostitute at the docks. They take off to do their business. He asks her how he's doing...

Joke: The Brothel Union

For more funny jokes scroll below! Joke: They Unionized... funny, hilarious, joke, humor, union, brothel, prostitute, madam, hooker Guess which profession just got unionized...

This Joke Begins With Two Happy Soldiers...

So they have their drinks and pretty soon a hooker comes up to Leroy. "You're cute," she says, "and I'd like to date you, but I've got a bad case of gonorrhea." "Leroy pulls his friend to the side and whispers, "Jasper, go look in the dictionary and see what gonorrhea means.

This Joke Starts With a Conscientious Punter At a Brothel

For more funny jokes scroll below! Joke: They Unionized... funny, hilarious, joke, humor, union, brothel, prostitute, madam, hooker Guess which profession just got unionized...

Joke: I KNEW You Were Drunk!

Cop - “A hooker of course.” Me - “Yes of course, but is it your wife, your daughter, or your mother?” And long story short things went downhill from there and now I have a court date to attend... Joke: Stopped by a Cop joke I got pulled over earlier today.

A Great Joke: Joke: The Rough Landing!

For more funny jokes scroll below. Joke: The Rough Landing funny, joke, plane, pilot, landing This joke begins with a new flight crew attempting a landing.

Joke: That's Not It...

Joke: That's Not It... joke, army, general, soldier, papers A general noticed one of his soldiers behaving oddly....

Joke Collection: 55 Hilarious Birthday Jokes!

Joke Collection: 55 Hilarious Birthday Jokes! Joke Collection: 55 Hilarious Birthday Jokes! joke, collection Joke Collection: 55 Hilarious Birthday Jokes!

Joke: I Was Going to Tell You a Joke, But...

I'd tell you a constipation joke, but it's full of... I'd tell a flogger joke but it doesn't have much impact. I'd tell a bondage joke but it's too restrictive. I'd tell you an underground railroad joke but you'd run away.

Joke Collection: 100 Knock Knock Jokes!

Knock-knock jokes are some of my favorite because you really have to be creative to make some of these up! Here we bring you 100 of our best knock knock jokes for you to laugh over! Joke Collection: 100 Knock Knock Jokes!

Joke Collection: 80+ Car Jokes and Puns!

Joke Collection: 80+ Car Jokes and Puns! 80+ Car Jokes and Puns! jokes, cars, collection Joke Collection: 80+ Car Jokes and Puns!

Joke Collection: 100+ Jokes About MONEY!

Joke collection: money Joke Collection: All About Money! funny, joke, money, collection Over 100 jokes about money.

Joke Collection: 20 Saint Peter Jokes!

Joke Collection: 20 St. Peter Jokes! funny, joke collection Joke Collection: 20 St. Peter Jokes!

Joke Collection: 23 Hilarious Colonoscopy Jokes!

23 Hilarious Colonoscopy Jokes! 23 Hilarious Colonoscopy Jokes! funny, joke collection 23 Hilarious Colonoscopy Jokes!

Joke: This Blind Guy Has a Joke to Tell...

After ordering a drink, and sitting there for a while, the blind guy yells to the bartender, “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?” The bar immediately becomes very, very quiet. In a husky, deep voice, the woman next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, you should know something.

Joke: It's a Miracle!

Content Joke: It's a Miracle! joke A mother and her teen daughter arrive at the doctor's office...

Joke Collection: 90 Hilariously Serious Anti-Jokes!

Joke Collection: 90 Anti-Jokes Joke Collection: 90 Anti-Jokes funny, joke collection Joke Collection: 90 Anti-Jokes

Joke Collection: 110 Jokes About The Institute of Marriage!

Marriage joke collection Joke Collection: 110 Jokes About Marriage! joke, marriage, collection 110 short jokes, jokes and one liners about the famous institute of marriage.

Joke Collection: 40+ Jokes About Bars and Bartenders!

Bartender joke collection Joke Collection: 40+ Jokes Featuring Bartenders funny, humor, bartender, joke collection more than 40 jokes, puns and one liners featuring bartenders.

Joke Collection: 52 Quarantine and Virus Jokes!

It's not making light of the situation, it's the jokes that make fun of something we're all currently scared of, giving us moments of, albeit grim, levity. 52 Quarantine and Virus Jokes! joke collection, coronavirus, corona virus While there's nothing funny about the Covid-19 virus itself.