Joke: I KNEW You Were Drunk!
I meant a Honda, a Harley, or a Kawasaki?” Me - “I have no idea!” Cop - “Go figure, you’re intoxicated.” Me - “Okay, then let me ask you this. You’re driving on the highway around midnight, and you see a woman on the roadside, wearing a miniskirt, fishnets, high heels, and a bra for a top.