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QUIZ: Hey Grammar, We're Not Afraid of You!

Content English Challenge: Who is Afraid of the Big Bad Grammar? quiz Do YOU have what it takes to defeat this grammar test? Show us!

Hilarious: Hey Manager, Can I Please Have a Job?

One day, three unemployed factory workers heard that a large food company was enlarging and needed more staff. So they went downtown to see if they could get themselves a job. After filling out the..

Joke: Hey Rabbi, Have You Tried This?

Content Joke: The Priest, the Rabbi and the Bill joke A rabbi and a priest meet up after a year not seeing each other.

Hey Boat-Lovers! Here Are Some Ships You Haven't Heard Of

Summer has ended but the weather remains cheerfully pleasant and peaceful - though the situation remains uncertain and turbulent. In keeping with the need for social isolation, there may be no bett..

Hey Dad! I Want to Wish You a Happy Father's Day!

Father's day is just around the corner. If you are unsure of what to get or what to say, why not opt for something meaningful. A message of love and thanks is one of the best presents you can give ..

Hey! Did You Know Soap Has So Many Extra Uses?

Almost everybody has at least one bar of soap at home, and that's what makes this list so powerful. Because not only is soap useful for keeping yourself clean, it's also a most versatile household ..

Music Box: 20 Beautiful Covers of Beloved Rock Ballads

Scorpions [related_articles] November Rain Guns N' Roses Stairway To Heaven Originally by: Led Zeppelin Imagine Originally by: John Lennon Dream On Originally by: Aerosmith Bohemian Rhapsody Originally by: Queen Knocking On Heaven's Door Originally by: Guns N' Roses Wind Of Change Originally by: Scorpions Hey

Joke: The Bartender and the Jackass

The bartender pointed at the seat next to me and said “Hey Jackass! Sit here.” The man sat down. Then the bartender asked, “What do you want to drink, Jackass?” The man ordered a beer. A little later, the bartender yelled, “Hey Jackass! You want a menu?” The man said “No.”

Joke: Doctor, Give Me Money!

Guy: "Hey doc, my sense of taste is messed up." Quack: "Okay. Let me get the medicine from the second shelf and you'll drink one tablespoon of it." [guy drinks medicine] Guy: [spits] "Ugh, this is gasoline!" Quack: "Your sense of taste is now working. That will be $100."

Joke: The Holy Drunk

He goes over to the first priest and says: “Hey, I’m Jesus Christ!” The priest says: “No son, you’re not.” So the drunk goes over to the second priest and says: “Man, I’m Jesus Christ!” The priest says: “No son, I'm afraid you’re not.” Finally, the drunk gets fed up and says: “Here, I’ll prove it.”

I'd Like to Wish You Something...

Hey there, I'm just sending this because I wanted to wish you...

Joke: The Deaf Mute Golfer

A deaf-mute steps up to tee off on the first hole of a golf course when a large burly guy yells "Hey You!, Nobody tees off ahead of Big Ralph".

Hilarious: Man Wants to Know When the Barber is Free

A guy sticks his head into a barbershop and asks "Hey, Buddy! how long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says "about 2 hours," and the guy leaves. A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks..."how long before I can get a haircut?"

Joke: Beer For Everyone!

"Hey, what about the payment?" yells the bartender. "I have no money," answers the man. The bartender hears that and beats the man as hard as he can, then throws him out into the street.