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Granny Always Knows the Answer to Life's Problems

As we were walking by the local park, we saw granny sitting with a friend and thought it would be the perfect time to ask her advice about some daily problems we've been having around the house! "Granny! Our kitchen has been invaded by the nearest ant nest!" Granny says: 'Ants hate cucumbers.

Joke: Granny's Day on the Highway

Content Joke: Granny's Day on the Highway sad, love, Jesus, grandma, good luck, religious, wonderful, honk, senior joke, hawaiian, folks, middle finger Dear Grand-daughter, The other day I went up to our local Christian book store and saw a 'Honk if you love Jesus' bumper sticker.

The Genius Answer of This Granny Really Makes You Think...

"Was it very different when you were a child, granny?" He asked. "Well," answered his grandmother, "my dear child, let me think... I was born before people had television at home, before frozen food, MRIs, cat scans, contact lenses and birth control pills.

9 Skincare Treatments My Granny Taught Me

Image sources: Shawn Allen , Veganbaking.net , Kimberly Vardeman 9 Classic Skincare Treatments I Learned From my Granny advice, health, classic, vintage, skincare, nostalgic it's time to discover what these 9 special beauty products contain.

This One Begins with a Police Raid (Rude)...

Joke: Granny Gets Up to Something... funny, hilarious, grandma, dirty joke, oranges What's granny doing in the Red Light District?

When This Young Man Prays, Bad Things Happen... (Funny)

One evening a father overheard his son saying his prayers: "God bless mommy, daddy and granny. Goodbye grandpa." The father thought it was strange, but he soon forgot about it. The next day, the grandfather died. A month later the father heard his son saying prayers again: "God bless mommy.

Joke: When Grandma Comes Over...

Inquired the surprised granny. "When you called, mom said: 'That's all we need right now.' So now that you're here, we have all we need!" Joke: When Grandma Comes Over... joke, humor, grandma, family joke Grandma calls and announces that she will be coming by for a visit in about half an hour.

Have You Tried This Scrumptious Take on Apple Pie?

Ingredients: 4 tbsp butter 2 large/4 small Granny Smith apples, diced 2 tbsp + 1/4 cup brown sugar 1/2 tsp cinnamon 1/4 cup flour 1 pkt cinnamon roll Pinch of salt Directions: 1. Heat a large skillet. Add 2 tablespoons butter and cook the diced apples for 5 minutes. 2.

You've Never Seen Nature Look So Beautiful Yet Bewildering

My mom was a granny smith and my dad was a red delicious ( Source ) Photographs Showing How Nature’s Kids Disguise Themselves nature, animals, funny, plants, camouflage, disguise, bizarre, design and photography, fruits and vegetables Here are some photographs displaying the true randomness and versatility

Bake to Impress! Heavenly Brownies With a Fruity Twist

delicious dessert, then be sure to save the recipe below: Ingredients: • 1, 1/4 cups all-purpose flour • 1 tsp cinnamon • 1/2 tsp baking powder • 1/2 tsp salt • 1/4 tsp nutmeg • 1 cup sugar • 12 tbsp unsalted butter, room temperature • 1 large egg • 1/4 cup orange juice • 1/2 tsp vanilla extract • 2 med granny

This is How You Cook to Impress: Apple Pie in An Apple!

Ingredients : 5-6 Granny Smith green apples A teaspoon of cinnamon 1/4 cup sugar 1 Tablespoon of brown sugar Pie strips - Can be bought pre-made Alternatively , here is a recipe for making pie dough: Ingredients : 1/3 cup sugar 150 grams of cold butter, cut into cubes 1 and 2/3 cups of flour A pinch

Old Men, Gorillas and Everything - Great Jokes!

" Inquired the surprised granny. " When you called, mom said: ' That's all we need right now .' So now that you're here, we have all we need! " A man and his wife were spending the day at the zoo. She was wearing a loose fitting, pink dress, sleeveless with straps.