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Joke: How to Raise Your Grade

The student comes up to the professor, "What is this, why did you grade me an 80?" The professor looks at the exam again, "Yep, an 80 is what you deserve" The student takes the exam back, and asks "If I'll bite my own eye, will you give me an 85?"

This Joke Starts With a 6th Grade Human Anatomy Lesson

The 6th-grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, "Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?" No one answered until little Mary stood up and said, "You should not be asking sixth-graders a question like that!

Math Quiz: Can You Pass a 5th Grade Math Test?

5th grade was a LONG time ago. Do you even remember it? Well, you don't have to, as long as you remember what you were taught! Do you remember enough of your childhood math lessons to figure this quiz out? Take our test! Can You Pass a 5th Grade Math Test?

QUIZ: Can You Pass This 4th-Grade Spelling Test?

Try Again Show my mistakes 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 Can You Pass This 4th-Grade Spelling Test? quiz, games, test, kids, language, baba recommends, school, English, trivia, spelling, grammar Do you think you're smarter than the average 4th-grader?

Science Quiz: Think You Can Beat 15 Questions?

This test was passed by most 8th grade science students - can you do the same and answer all 15 questions? Quiz: Can You Beat an 8th Grade Science Test?

This Joke Starts With a Teacher Asking a Question

A 6th-grade teacher posed the following problem to one of her arithmetic classes: "A wealthy man dies and leaves ten million dollars. One-fifth is to go to his wife, one-fifth is to go to his son, one-sixth to his butler, and the rest to charity. Now, what does each get?"

What an Exam Looked Like in 1895 - Wow!

What it took to get an 8th grade education in 1895... Remember when grandparents and great-grandparents stated that they only had an 8th grade education? This is the eighth-grade final exam from 1895 in Salina , Kansas , USA .

Have You Heard This One? I know You Passed the Test, But...

His father said he'd make a deal with his son: "You need to bring your grades up from a C to a B, study the Bible, and get a haircut. Then we'll talk about the car.' The boy thought about it for a moment, decided he'd settle for the offer, and they came to an agreement.

Joke: What Will They Get?

joke A 6th-grade teacher posed the following problem...

Joke: Little Johnny's Poetry

Content Joke: Poetry vs Prose joke The third grade teacher was teaching English and repeated for her class...

This Joke Starts With a Rare Alcohol Expert

Low grade, but acceptable.” "That's correct", said the boss. Another glass... “This is a Cabernet, eight years old, a south-western slope, oak barrels, matured at 8 degrees. Requires three more years for the finest results.” "Correct." A third glass...

Joke: Pedro Knows All the Quotes

It was the first day of school and a new student arrived at 4th grade. His name was Pedro, the son of a Mexican telecom tycoon. The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American history. Who said 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death?'"

Teacher Abuses Boy Verbally and Gets Caught on Tape

Last year, Kandy Escotto realized that her 5-year-old son, Aaron, was struggling with his self-esteem and grades. Escotto wanted to know what was going on in class, so she stuck a recorder in his backpack for four days, gathering 32 hours of audio from his time at Banyan Elementary School.