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This Joke Begins With 3 Irate Golfers...

A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers. They start getting really upset as time goes on, as they have reserved the time! Engineer : What's with these guys? We must have been waiting for 25 minutes!

Joke: The Lady Golfers

Joke: These Ladies Are Taking Really Long! joke Two men are trying to get in a quick eighteen holes of golf...

Joke: The Deaf Mute Golfer

A deaf-mute steps up to tee off on the first hole of a golf course when a large burly guy yells "Hey You!, Nobody tees off ahead of Big Ralph". Being deaf the poor guy continues to prepare for his ..

This Golfer Gets a Rather RUDE Awakening...

Golf. It’s a funny old game, isn’t it? One minute, you’re having the time of your life, the next minute, things can take a sudden turn. For one person who I know, a certain round of golf brought fo..

After An Argument In Bed, Hubby Is On the Couch (Funny)

Since he was an avid golfer, she went to the pro shop at the club where he usually played golf. The wife talked with the pro, and he suggested a putter and showed her one of his finest. "How much is it?" she asked. "One-hundred and fifty dollars," he replied.

Hilarious: You Really Play a Good Golf Game, Old Man

The first golfer proceeds to hit his ball right into the water. To retrieve it, he simply approaches the body of water and extends his golf club. The water parts, he takes his next shot and it lands on the green.

Joke: This Wife Gives a Gift to Her Upset Husband

Since he was an avid golfer, she went to the pro shop at the club where he usually played golf. The wife talked with the pro, and he suggested a putter and showed her one of his finest. "How much is it?" she asked. "One-hundred and fifty dollars," he replied.

Joke: Forgive Me Father

Content Joke: Forgiveness Is a Tricky Thing... joke Fred was about to tee off on the first hole when a second golfer...

Two Generations of Golf Compete, Who Will Be the Winner?

We couldn't tell you, but when two of the world's best golfers, Tiger Woods and Rory McIlroy , hit the range, no cup is safe! Two Generations of Golf Compete, Who Will Be the Winner? funny, video, commercial, sports, golf, tiger woods Old generation vs. new generation - Who is the better?

This Joke Starts With Two Men Playing a Quick 18 Holes

Two men are trying to get in a quick eighteen holes, but there two women golfers in front of them who are taking quite a long time to play each hole. The first guy says, "Why don't you go over and ask if we can play through?" The second guy gets about halfway there, turns and comes back.

Joke: A Bet With Stevie Wonder

A famous golfer, Jack Nicklaus, is sitting in a bar drinking with Stevie Wonder. Nicklaus turns to Wonder and says, "How is the singing career going?" Stevie Wonder says, "Not too bad, the latest album has gone into the top 10, so, all in all, I think it is pretty good.

These Athletes Retired at the Susprisingly Young Age of 30

Lorena Ochoa (Par Keith Allison, Wikimedia Commons ) Retired: At age 28, in 2010 Lorena Ochoa is a former professional golfer from Mexico who held a strong seven-year career on the American-based LPGA (Ladies Professional Golf Association) Tour, from 2003 to 2010.

Have You Heard This Joke? Comparing to the Ex

"Tiger Woods the golfer?" "Yeah." "Well, he's rich, famous and handsome. I can see why you went to bed with him." The husband and wife then make passionate love. When they are done, the husband gets up and walks to the telephone. "What are you doing?" asks the wife.

Joke: The Story of the Huge Lighter

As the sound slowly faded away, and as the last few straggling ducks flew over, the men looked around at all the carnage, duck poop everywhere, golfing gear lying scattered as other golfers ran for cover. Astounded, the second man says "What the hell was that?

5 Young Female Sports Stars You Have Never Heard Of

Lydia Ko (Golfer), New Zealand Image Credit: Lydia Ko/Instagram The youngest player to rank No.1 in professional golf, of any gender, Lydia Ko is a South Korean-born New Zealand golfer who began playing the sport at the mere age of 5.