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A Gentleman and a Blonde Don't Seem to Be on the Same Page

A blonde lady and a gentleman were out on a romantic date one night, when they ended up at ''Lovers' Cove'' and started to make out a little.

Suits You, Sir! How to Dress Like a Real Gentleman

But buying a suit is not enough, nor is it as easy as one might think, as a gentleman must know how to be able to wear one too! So, to help you out, the following tips will guide you through how to wear a suit like a real gentleman. Take a look: Click on the image to view in a larger size. 1.

Joke: The Old Lady and the Gentleman-For-Hire

Content Joke: The Wicked Call joke A little old lady checked into a motel on her 70th birthday, but she was a bit lonely...

Joke: How to Battle Pain

The other day, a gentleman went to the Dentist's office to have a tooth pulled. The Dentist pulls out a freezing needle to give him a shot. "No way! No needles! I hate needles", the man said. The Dentist starts to hook up the laughing gas and the man immediately objected.

Joke: An Old Canadian in Paris

An elderly Canadian gentleman of 83 arrived in Paris by plane. At the French customs desk, the man took a few minutes to locate his passport in his carry-on bag. "You have been to France before, monsieur?" the customs officer asked, sarcastically.

Have You Heard This Joke? A Dentist With a Sense of Humor

The other day, a gentleman went to the dentist's office to have a tooth pulled. The dentist pulls out a freezing needle to give him a shot. "No way! No needles! I hate needles", the man said. The dentist starts to hook up the laughing gas and the man immediately objected.

Have You Heard This Joke? Good News Or Bad News?

"The good news is that a gentleman noticed your work and wondered if it would appreciate in value after your death. I told him it would and he bought all 10 of your paintings." "That's wonderful," the artist exclaimed. "What's the bad news?" "The gentleman was your doctor."

RUDE! This Joke is Naughty...

Finally, the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship. “How do you feel about making love?” he asked, rather tentatively. “I would like it infrequently,” she replied.

Joke: How to Explain It to the Wife

One day, a gentleman's wife is planning on hosting a dinner party and wants to class it up a bit, so she sends her husband out to pick up some snails for escargot. He picks up the snails and starts heading home, but on the way, the gentleman runs into an old friend and stops to chat for a minute.

This Joke Starts With a Bible Study Group Discussing Death

A gentleman said, " I would go out into my community and spread the Gospel to those that have not yet accepted the Lord into their lives." "Very good," said the group leader, and all the group members agreed that would be a very good thing to do.

Cheeky Joke: No Need For Painkillers

Content Joke: Without Painkillers joke The other day, a gentleman went to the dentist's office to have a tooth pulled.

Who Knew That a Couple Could Be So Close? (Funny Joke)

As he watched, the gentleman carefully divided the hamburger in half, then counted out the fries, one for him, one for her, until each had half of them. Then he poured half of the soft drink into the extra cup and set that in front of his wife.

Joke: What Would You Do In Your Last Weeks?

A gentleman said, " I would go out into my community and minister the Gospel to those that have not yet accepted the Lord into their lives." "Very good!" , said the group leader, and all the group members agreed, that would be a very good thing to do.

Hilarious Joke: Are You Sure You Have Enough?

An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist to fill his prescription for Viagra. "How many do you want?" asked the pharmacist. The man replied, "Just a few, maybe half a dozen. I cut each one into four pieces."