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Joke: The Wife, the Husband and the Genie

When she unwrapped it, a genie appeared. He thanked them and gave each of them one wish. The wife wished for an all-expenses-paid, first-class, around the world cruise with her husband. Shazam!

Joke: The Genie and the 2 Wishes

He starts to brush it, thinking it might bring a few coins at the market when suddenly a great rush of blue smoke comes pouring out of the lamp and becomes 7 feet tall genie! The genie thunders: "You have awakened me, Oh Master! You can ask two wishes of me, and I will make them come true."

Joke: The Genie and the Three Wishes

Of course, as the deal goes, he rubs the lamp and out pops a genie that thunders he has 3 wishes to make... "For my first wish, I want to be some kind of royalty." the man says. The Genie nods. "Yes, yes. That can easily be arranged."

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Joke: The Genie and the Government Worker

While polishing the lamp, a genie suddenly appeared. "Noble sir," he thundered. "You have three wishes you may ask of me." "Alright," said the government clerk. "I would like an ice-cold Coke right now." He gets his Coke and drinks it. Now that he can think more clearly, he states his second wish.

Joke: The Genie, the Waterfall and Their Last Wish

Suddenly a genie appears. The genie explains that he is the spirit of the waterfall, and he is of limited power. He cannot prevent their inevitable deaths, but he can grant each man one wish before he dies. The American steps up first. "I love my country.

Joke: The Genie and the 3 Gentlemen From the UK

They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. "I will give you each one wish, that’s three wishes in total," says the Genie. The Scottish guy says, "I am a fisherman, my Dad’s a fisherman, his Dad was a fisherman and my son will be one too.

Jokes You Can Only Wish For - Genie Humor!

Suddenly, a genie popped out of the lamp! The genie said: "I feel that you are married. You have 3 wishes woman, but know that anything you ask for your husband will get as well, only double! Sorry but the rules were written at a more primitive time." So, the woman thinks of a first wish...

Genie, I Want Beer Now That I've Found You (Funny Joke)

He rubs it and a genie emerges. The genie tells him he will be granted three wishes. The guy thinks for a moment and says, 'First, give me a bottomless mug of beer.' A mug of beer appears in his hand. He sips it once, then again and the mug is magically refilled.

Joke: The Story of the Huge Lighter

"Thing is, I found a magic lamp while practicing the other day, and the genie gave it to me." The second man is skeptical and laughs, just to have the first man pull an old oil lamp out of his bag. Intrigued, the second man rubs it, and sure enough, a genie pops out and offers a wish.

Great Joke: Three Dinosaurs and Their Three Wishes

They rub it, and a dino-genie appears. "I have three wishes, so I'll give one to each of you," the genie announces. The first dinosaur thinks hard. "Alright," he says, "I'll have a big, juicy, piece of meat." Instantly, the biggest, juiciest piece of meat he'd ever seen appears in front of him.

Personality Test: Are You a Genie, a Unicorn?

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This Joke Begins With a Woman and 3 Wishes...

A genie erupted from its neck. The genie says “I have seen your plights, and will grant you three wishes.” The woman, astounded, thinks for a moment and says “age has taken its toll on me. I wish to be young and beautiful once more.” BAM!

Joke: Wisdom or Money?

It's old but may bring a few bits, he rubs the lamp and is amazed when a genie pops out! The genie says that he will grant the man only one wish and that he has to pick from three choices.

Joke: You Want WHAT?!?

He picked it up and rubbed it and out popped a genie. The genie said "OK, OK. You released me from the lamp, blah blah blah. This is the fourth time this month and I'm getting a little sick of these wishes so you can forget about three. You only get one wish!"

A Great Joke: Joke: The Rough Landing!

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Joke: That's Not It...

Joke: That's Not It... joke, army, general, soldier, papers A general noticed one of his soldiers behaving oddly....

Joke Collection: 55 Hilarious Birthday Jokes!

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Joke: I Was Going to Tell You a Joke, But...

I'd tell you a constipation joke, but it's full of... I'd tell a flogger joke but it doesn't have much impact. I'd tell a bondage joke but it's too restrictive. I'd tell you an underground railroad joke but you'd run away.

Joke Collection: 100 Knock Knock Jokes!

Knock-knock jokes are some of my favorite because you really have to be creative to make some of these up! Here we bring you 100 of our best knock knock jokes for you to laugh over! Joke Collection: 100 Knock Knock Jokes!

Joke Collection: 80+ Car Jokes and Puns!

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Joke Collection: 100+ Jokes About MONEY!

Joke collection: money Joke Collection: All About Money! funny, joke, money, collection Over 100 jokes about money.