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Joke: Under the Truck (Rude)

On his way home, he pulled his truck over on the side of the highway. He got out and crawled underneath as if he was examining the truck’s undercarriage. Satisfied with the privacy, he undid his pants and started to pleasure himself.

Joke: The Bar and the Truck Accident

The Cowboy takes a shot, then says "my horse got loose, ran into traffic, and got hit by a semi-truck carrying tanks of gasoline. Cause a whole big explosion and blew my poor horse to bits." The spider nods sympathetically. "I just lost my husband in that same fire.

Joke: This Truck Stop Is Absolutely Relentless!

Image and cover source Scroll below for more funny jokes! This Truck Stop Is Absolutely Relentless funny, hilarious, joke, humor, sleep, time, annoying, trucker, truck stop, jogger A trucker is desperately trying to get some sleep, but he keeps being disturbed by joggers wanting to know the time.

Funny Joke: The Unexpected Hero

From the distance, a lone siren was heard as another fire truck came into sight. It was the nearby rural township volunteer fire brigade, composed mainly of old men over 65.

Funny Collection: 75 Funny Quotes!

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Between Grandparents and Grandchildren - Funny!

A grandfather was delivering his grandchildren to their home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmatian dog.

Funny Joke: The Farmer, the Mule and the Trial Lawyer

In court, the trucking company's lawyer was questioning Rick. "Didn't you say, at the moment of the accident, 'I'm fine.'" asked the lawyer? Rick responded, "Well, I'll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my favorite mule, Bessie, into the..."

You Never Know What An Old Man Is Capable Of (Funny Joke)

An old man was eating in a truck stop when three bikers walked in. The first walked up to the old man, pushed his cigarette into the old man's pie and then took a seat at the counter. The second walked up to the old man, spit into the old man's milk and then he took a seat at the counter.

This Personals Ad Really Garnered Some Attention (Funny)

I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping, and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. Rub me the right way and watch me respond.

Funny Collection: 57 Lame But Funny Math Puns!

57 Funny Math Puns funny, math, puns, mathematics Enjoy 57 hilarious math puns that make fun of the world's most frustrating class at school!

Funny Animal Bloopers!

Just like humans, animals can have their funny, goofy moments too. Here are some of our favorites! Funny Animal Bloopers! animals, funny, bloopers Just like humans, animals can have their funny, goofy moments too. Here are some of our favorites!