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What Is a 'Frog Perspective'?

Greg’s 'Frog Perspective'! Greg Du Toit – 32 year old photographer, animal painter, who always wanted to photograph the animals at the watering. He sat on the trees, and hid in the bushes – all in vain, animals, barely hearing suspicious noises, used to forget about the water and run away.

This Joke Begins With a Mysterious Frog...

He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. The man said, 'Are you talking to me?' The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you. Pick me up, then kiss me; and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen.

Pun Collection: 55 Hilarious Frog Puns!

55 Hilarious Frog Puns! joke, frog, collection, puns Pun Collection: 55 Hilarious Frog Puns!

Joke: A Frog Outta Luck

There's a frog who has a unique kink: He falls in love with human girls. Of course, no human girl will touch him. Desperate, he goes to a psychic. The psychic tells him, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."

Here are a Few Frogs With Strange But Fascinating Features

Green and black poison dart frog (Dendrobates auratus) (By Adrian Pingstone, Wikimedia Commons ) This frog also goes by the name Green and Black Arrow frog and can be found in the northwestern parts of South America and Central America.

Funny Joke: The Strangest Client She Ever Helped...

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. "Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday." Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name.

Joke: A True Story

He is at the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green. He thinks nothing of it and is about to swing when he hears, "Ribbit. 9- Iron". The man looks around and doesn't see anyone. "Ribbit. 9-Iron." He looks at the frog and decides to prove the frog wrong.

When You've Got a Big Problem, Consult a Witch (Funny)

The witch said, "Go to the forest, in the middle of it you'll find a frog , ask it to marry you. It is a cursed frog, and every time it says no, the curse will cause your penis to shrink 5 inches, which in your case is actually a blessing!"

Joke: The Tiny Piano, Tiny Player and Tiny Singer!

The man pulled a frog out of his pocket, and it began to sing by the piano. The bartender smiled and told the man that he was impressed. A man in a suit with a cane walked into the bar, saw the small animals, and offered to buy them for $2 million.

10 Rare Animals Species Discovered In the Last Decade

Fluorescent Polka-Dot Tree Frog Source: Wikimedia Commons Scientific name: Hypsiboas punctatus The world’s first fluorescent frog was discovered near Santa Fe in Argentina in 2017. These amazing amphibians appear like any tree frog in normal sunlight.

A Macro Look at Micro Beauty...

Submitted by: Karen Hed A Macro Look at Micro Beauty... beautiful, photography, frog, micro, macro, insect, lizard This gorgeous photo series colors the micro universe with lovely pastel colors, and zooms in to show us another side of creatures we usually want nothing to do with.