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Today's Joke: Get Out of the Car!

It was for the same reason she had wondered why there was a football, a Frisbee, and two 12-packs of beer in the front seat. A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four or five spaces farther down. She loaded her bags into the car and drove to the police station to report her mistake.

These Puppies All Want to Ask God a Little Question

Dear God, we dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent IDs, electromagnetic energy fields, and Frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand? Dear God, more meatballs, less spaghetti, please. Dear God, are there any mailmen in Heaven? 

Hilarious: A Question of Ownership...

It was for the same reason she had wondered why there was a football, a Frisbee, and two 12-packs of beer in the front seat. A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four or five spaces farther down. She loaded her bags into the car and drove to the police station to report her mistake.

Click! Moments of Hilarity, Horror and Beauty Shot on Cam!

Why you shouldn’t play with Frisbees when your depth perception is off 6. A photograph on the importance of helmets 7. “Can you tell all these people to get out of my photo?” 8. The moment of fear when you look up and see this coming right at you [related_articles] 9.

Grandma Gets Asked a Question and Has a Perfect Response

I was born before: Television Frozen foods Xerox Contact lenses Frisbees The pill There were no: Credit cards Laser beams Ball-point pens Clothes were hung out to dry in the fresh air. Man hadn't walked on the moon. [related_articles] Your grandfather and I didn't live together 'til we got married.

This Woman's Answer is the Best Thing I've Heard Today

I was born before: * penicillin * television * frozen foods * Xerox * contact lenses * Frisbees and * the pill There were no: * credit cards * laser beams or * ball-point pens Man had not yet invented: * pantyhose * dishwashers * clothes dryers * and the clothes were hung out to dry in the fresh air

Did You Know Having a Dog Can Make You Live Longer?

Even if you’re not able to keep up with their running, a few rounds or fetch or frisbee can really add up. Every step that raises your heart beats a little more counts towards improving your health. [related_articles] 7.

Where Do You Measure on the Funny-Meter? Test Yourself!

Mouthwash Bubbles Brain Choose the association that comes to mind: Clear Magnifying Fractures Window Crystal Choose the association that comes to mind: Show Lights Costumes Curtains Tickets Choose the association that comes to mind: Series Fire Heat Sky Ball Choose the association that comes to mind: Cat Frisbee