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Joke: This Englishman Knows How to Escape His Punishment

Joke: This Englishman's Wishes

On the day of their punishment the Sheikh who was going to whip them announced: "It's my wife's birthday today, and she has asked me to allow each of you one wish before your whipping." The German was first in line, he thought for a while and then said: "Please tie a pillow to my back."

Joke: The Genie and the 2 Wishes

You can ask two wishes of me, and I will make them come true." After a moment of shock, the man settles to think. "Only two?" he asks. "I heard that it is usually THREE wishes!" "Look in your pants." said the genie. The man looks inside his pants and gives a shriek. "My God, I'm... I'm ENORMOUS!"

Joke: Every Woman's Wish...

Joke: Every Woman's Wish... joke Cinderella was now 75 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now passed-away Prince...

Joke: His Last Wishes...

Joke: His Last Wishes... funny, joke, slacker A good wife carries out the final wishes of her husband...

Joke: The Genie and the Three Wishes

Of course, as the deal goes, he rubs the lamp and out pops a genie that thunders he has 3 wishes to make... "For my first wish, I want to be some kind of royalty." the man says. The Genie nods. "Yes, yes. That can easily be arranged."

What I Would Not Like To Wish You This Christmas

These Are The Things I Will NOT Wish You This Christmas...

I will not wish for you warm nights this Christmas... I wish you the coldest nights for you and your family to gather together and warm up the place with the love in your hearts. I will not wish you a load of scrumptious food on your table this Christmas...

Joke: The Genie, the Waterfall and Their Last Wish

He cannot prevent their inevitable deaths, but he can grant each man one wish before he dies. The American steps up first. "I love my country. Before I die I want to sing my national anthem one last time. The full version. Give my friends lyrics sheets, so they can join in.

Wishing You a Very HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

I hope you find, among these beautiful greeting and video cards, something you'd like to send to someone you care about and wish them a wonderful thanksgiving! To send this greeting click here Thanksgiving means food, food, and more food. However, you must always save some room for this!

Naughty Joke: The Wrong Wish

Content Naughty Joke: The Wrong Kind of Wish joke A huge, muscular man with a tiny head walks into a bar and orders a beer.

14 Beautiful & Simple Last Wishes of Young & Old

Faced with Their Deaths, These Were Their Last Wishes

We never know when it will all be over, or when our days are numbered, but I hope you can take comfort in the beauty and simplicity of the dying wishes of the remarkable individuals you're about to see below: The presentation is accompanied by music To start the music click on "play" A grandson sneaked

I'd Like to Wish You Something...

Hey there, I'm just sending this because I wanted to wish you...

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Hilarious! The Most Generous Wishing Well on Earth...

This time, they've set up a fake wishing well that shoots loads of dollar bills into the sky as soon as a coin is thrown in. The reaction on the unwitting victims' faces is truly priceless. This is one of the better gags that we've seen in a while, as I'm sure you'll agree!

This Joke Begins With a Woman and 3 Wishes...

The genie says “I have seen your plights, and will grant you three wishes.” The woman, astounded, thinks for a moment and says “age has taken its toll on me. I wish to be young and beautiful once more.” BAM! In a sudden flash the old woman emerged, a ravishing young woman.

Wish Someone a Lovely Day With This Great Song...

And if it made you smile, then share this with someone you care about and wish them a "lovely day" in the most charming way possible. Click on the play button to start the song, turn on your speakers and scroll down with the lyrics...

May You Have Enough of Everything Good...

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I'd Like to Wish You Something...

The only way of making a person's life better is to be by their side when they need it, and wish them all the good in the world. Today, I'm doing precisely this, as I shower you with hope for all the good things you deserve in your life to keep you strong, happy, and successful.

Art

Beautiful Japanese Toys That Come With a Wish!

Temari balls are highly valued gifts that symbolize deep friendship and loyalty, and the bright colors are a symbolic wish to the recipient of a brilliant and happy life. These stunning Temari balls were crafted by the nimble hands of a 92 year-old grandmother in Japan.

A City Stops to Honor a Sick Child's Wish!

This Friday, thousands gathered in San Francisco as part of a huge endeavour to grant one sick child's wish. Miles Scott is a 5 year old child from San Francisco that has been battling leukemia ever since he was one years old.

Family and parenting

Wish Your Family a Merry Christmas With This eCard

To send this greeting click here Wishing You a Merry Christmas & a Happy New Year! video, Christmas, holiday, new year, greetings, xmas, rumble, ecard The holiday season is with us once again, wish your friends and family a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year with this great video ecard!

Wish Your Nearest and Dearest a Happy Thanksgiving

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Wishing You a Christmas Full of Joy and Peace

To send this greeting click here Wishing You a Christmas Full of Love video, love, Christmas, faith, greeting card, xmas, rumble, ecard Wish your friends and family a Christmas full of peace and love with this great video greeting card!

Recipes & Drinks

With These, I Wish It Were My Birthday Every Day.

With These, I Wish It Were My Birthday Every Day. art, food, cake It used to be enough to make a really delicious cake for a birthday, something with a lot of sugar and some sprinkles

Wishing You a Happy & Prosperous NEW YEAR!

The new year is the perfect moment to share heartfelt wishes and good thoughts with one another. So take this opportunity to wish the important people in your life a Happy New Year by sending them one of these greeting cards below.

This Joke Begins with a Prawn Wishing to Become a Shark

Finally one day Justin said to Christian, "I'm fed up with being a prawn, I wish I were a shark, then I wouldn't have any worries about being eaten." Then a large mysterious cod appeared and said, "Your wish is granted" - and, lo and behold, Justin turned into a shark.