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Have You Heard This One? The Best of Everything!

"Except they won’t let you fart." Scroll below for more funny jokes! Joke: The High Priced Nursing Home funny, joke, grandmother, humor, old folks home, nursing home This old grandmother really likes her new home. She just has one problem...

Joke: Sometimes Even Doctors Don't Have a Clue...

“Oh that crazy old fart…” she replied. “ That’s because the first time is usually in August, and the second time is in January!” Scroll below for more funny jokes! Joke: Weird Temperatures funny, joke, cold, hot Sometimes the doctors really don't know what is going on...

Have You Heard This Joke? Doc, There's Something Wrong!

“Oh that crazy old fart…” she replied. “ That’s because the first time is usually in August, and the second time is in January!” Scroll below for more funny jokes! Joke: Weird Temperatures funny, joke, cold, hot Sometimes the doctors really don't know what is going on...

Sometimes, a Prostitute Just Won't Do (Hilarious Joke)

"Well," said the second man, "when I nibbled on her breast... she farted and flew out the window!" Scroll below for more funny jokes!

Joke: The Best Nursing Home

"Except they won’t let you fart." Scroll below for more funny jokes! Joke: The High Priced Nursing Home funny, joke, grandmother, humor, old folks home, nursing home This old grandmother really likes her new home. She just has one problem...

Joke: The Magic Scales

Again, a little card popped out that said: "You still weigh 126 pounds, and while you were farting and fooling around, you missed your bus". Scroll below for more funny jokes!

Have You Heard This Joke? A Very Special Tool...

Again, a little card popped out that said: "You still weigh 126 pounds, and while you were farting and fooling around, you missed your bus". Scroll below for more funny jokes!

FUNNY: 51 "Chinese" Proverbs the Chinese Never Thought About

for his job. ...has a hand in his pocket, feels cocky all day. ...keeps his feet firmly grounded, has trouble putting on his pants . ...sinks into a woman’s arms will soon find his arms in her sink. ...jumps off a cliff, jumps to a conclusion. ... who scratches rear should not bite fingernails. ... farts

Joke: The Magic Scales

., you have fiddled and farted around and missed your flight to Chicago!!!" Joke: The Magic Scales joke A nun was going to Chicago. She went to the airport and sat down, waiting for her flight.

Joke: Farmer vs. Lawyer

Wiping his face with the arm of his jacket, he said, "Okay, you old fart. Now it's my turn." The old farmer smiled and said, "You can have the duck." Joke: Farmer vs. Lawyer funny, joke A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural North Alberta.

Joke: Man Shoots Duck, But has Trouble Retrieving It...

Wiping his face with the arm of his jacket, he said, "Okay, you old fart. Now it's my turn." The old farmer smiled and said, "You know what? Take the duck." Scroll below for more funny jokes! Have You Heard This Joke?

These Short Jokes and One-Liners Are to Die For!

" WIFE: " That's a good idea... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart. " A reporter was interviewing a 104 year-old woman: "And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?" She replied, "No peer pressure." A couple is lying in bed.

Sorry Guys, This Joke is On You!

Then you're just an old sour fart! One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, 'What setting do I use on the washing machine?' 'It depends,' I replied. 'What does it say on your shirt?'