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Joke: The Farmer and the Pig Food

Content Joke: The Farmer and the Pig Food joke A government man approaches a pig farmer and asks him what he feeds his pigs.

Joke: Farmer vs. Lawyer

He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing.

The Secrets of the Black Market...

We all know the black market exists, where organs and other contraband or illegal materials are sold. But do you know exactly what these are, and how much they are worth to the shadow people who buy and sell through this underground market place?

Joke: President Xi and the Loyal Chinese Farmer

Farmer: "I'm a farmer." Xi: Let me ask you, if you had two houses, would you give one to the government? Without hesitation, the farmer says yes. Xi turns to the governor with a smile. But he does not look convinced. Xi asks the farmer: "if you had two cars, would you give one to the government?"

How To Frustrate Marketers!

A marketing type managed to corner me at the mall and was asking a series of survey questions. Here is how you make sure you don't get bothered twice: " Which shaving cream do you use? " "Angelina's."

Joke: Revenge of the Melon Farmer

There was a farmer who grew watermelons. He was doing pretty well, but he was disturbed by some local kids who would sneak into his watermelon patch at night and eat his watermelons. After some careful thought, he came up with a clever idea that he thought would scare the kids away for sure.

Joke: The Tourist and the Farmer's Daughter

He went up to a farmhouse and asked the farmer if he could spend the night. The farmer told him that he could sleep in the barn. As the story goes, the farmer's daughter asked her father, "Who is that man going into the barn?" "That fellow is traveling through," said the farmer.

Joke: The Farmer and the State Trooper

said a local farmer, “but I guess we’re lucky the state handled it instead of the federal government.” “Why’s that?” asked the state trooper that was talking to him. The farmer paused for a minute before he responded.

Rude: The Milk Farmer Is Thrilled with His New Equipment

A farmer ordered a hi-tech milking machine. Since the equipment arrived when his wife was out of town, he decided to test it on himself first. So, he inserted his 'manhood' into the equipment, turned on the switch, and everything else was automatic.

Funny Joke: A Marketing Disaster!

Joke: A Marketing Disaster funny, joke, saudi arabia You have to know your audience before selling them something...

Funny Joke: The Salesman and the Farmer's Daughter

The farmer says, "You can spend the night but you'll have to share a room with my daughter." The daughter, a gorgeous 20-something, winks at him over her father's shoulder. "Oh, I don't mind that," exclaims the salesman. "Just one thing," says the farmer. "No funny business.

How to Prepare Matcha, the Healthiest Drink on the Market!

However, as popular as coffee is, it no longer has the breakfast beverage market cornered because tea – including the trendy matcha – is picking up steam. But what is matcha and is it healthy or just hype? What is Matcha? Matcha tea comes from Japan and is a very common drink among Asian cultures.

How the Stock Market Works - Funny!

Image(s): FreeDigitalPhotos.net How the Stock Market Works - Funny! funny, hilarious, stock market, caricature Funny image of how the Stock Market Really Works...

Joke: Thank Goodness the Farmer Came Over!

After a few minutes of trying to get the car out by themselves, they saw a young farmer coming down the lane, driving some oxen before him. The farmer stopped when he saw the couple in trouble and offered to pull the car out of the mud for $50.

Comparing the Two Strongest Phones on the Market 2017

Neither of them come cheap, but if you’re in the market for a new smartphone, take a look at this head-to-head comparison to help you make up your mind: Launches The Pixel 2 was announced on October 4 th , 2017, and will ship on October 19 th , 2017.

Funny Joke: The Farmer, the Mule and the Trial Lawyer

A farmer named Rick had a car accident. In court, the trucking company's lawyer was questioning Rick. "Didn't you say, at the moment of the accident, 'I'm fine.'" asked the lawyer? Rick responded, "Well, I'll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my favorite mule, Bessie, into the..."