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Joke: The Boss, The Factory Worker and the Light

Two factory workers are talking. The woman says, "I can make the boss give me the day off." The man replies, "And how would you do that?" The woman says, "Just wait and see." She then hangs upside-down from the ceiling. The boss comes in and says, "What are you doing?"

Joke: The Factory Bear

Content Joke: The Bear and His Freezer joke A polar bear carries a large freezer into an ice factory...

This Pickle Factory Worker Has One Weird Urge (Funny)

Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer.

Joke: Getting the Son Into the Business

All you have to do is go to the factory everyday and learn the operation.” The son-in-law interrupted. “I hate factories. I can’t stand the noise.” “I see,” replied the father-in-law. “Well, then you’ll work in the office and take charge of some of the operations.”

Funny Joke: Can You Do That In Reverse, Dad?

There once was a man who owned a sausage factory, and he was showing his arrogant preppy son around his factory. Try as he might to impress his snobbish son, his son would just sneer. They approached the heart of the factory, where the father thought, "this should impress him!"

Hilarious: 3 Russian Prisoners Confess Their Crimes...

The first one answers: "Well, I arrived late at the factory, and so they accused me of slowing down the Revolution and the victory of the Proletariat."

These Witty One Liners Tell the Sad Story of Finding Work...

At my first job, I was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned. I just couldn't concentrate. Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.

This Performance Art Will Get You Thinking!

The project, like many of Banksy's other works, is an act of protest, representing a cry for help from the millions of animals subject to factory farming around the world.

Hilarious: Hey Manager, Can I Please Have a Job?

One day, three unemployed factory workers heard that a large food company was enlarging and needed more staff. So they went downtown to see if they could get themselves a job. After filling out their applications, each one was interviewed and each one managed to get hired.

Joke: How to Keep Time

Joke: The Time Keeper's Problem joke A time keeper at a factory is in charge of blowing the whistle for the lunch break at noon.

Joke: The Brilliant Solution

Content Joke: The Brilliant Solution joke A soap factory had a problem. They sometimes shipped empty boxes without the bar inside...

This Joke Starts With Three Women Escaping From Jail

They had the police hot on their trail and, quickly thinking the brunette points out an old, abandoned factory perfect for hiding in.