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Joke: The Best Excuse You Ever Heard

The first soldier walks in, and the Sergeant asks: "Well, what's your excuse for showing up so late?" "Sorry, sir! I can explain! You see, I was late for the bus and had to hitchhike, no cars stopped, and then suddenly, an old man driving a horse and buggy stops and offers me a ride!

Funny Joke: The Most Novel Excuse You Ever Heard

The first soldier walks in, and the Sergeant asks: "Well, what's your excuse for showing up so late?" "Sorry, sir! I can explain! You see, I was late for the bus and had to hitchhike, no cars stopped, and then suddenly, an old man driving a horse and buggy stops and offers me a ride!

Joke: All the Excuses

Joke: Getting Out Of A Breathalyzer Test funny, joke, humor, cop, drunk driver Jim's had a bit to drink, so he's trying to get out a breathalyzer using every excuse he can think of. Read this funny joke.

Have You Heard This One? A Perfect Excuse!

Joke: A Perfect Excuse! funny, video, joke, humor, baba recommends, soldier, military, rumble This commander wants an explanation, but what he hears is quite unusual.

Joke: Excuse Me Dear, I'd Like to Enquire...

Joke: Excuse Me Dear, I'd Like to Enquire... joke An old lady calls the hospital to find out what's going on with a patient. The receptionist promptly answers...

This Man Has Quite the Excuse for Cheating on His Wife!

funny, woman, humor, husband, marriage, jokes, amusing, excuses, he and she, betrayal A woman came home to find her husband in bed with another woman. His excuse will have you crying in laughter!

Hilarious Joke: The Naked Excuse!

A man was having an affair with a married woman for quite some time. One day, her husband comes home early from work. The wife hears him come in, jumps up and tells her lover to go into the bathroo..

Excuse Me Miss, But Do You Need a Hand There? (Funny)

A beautiful young lady has difficulty boarding a bus and, when she gets given a little assistance, things become embarrassing pretty quickly... Leather Skirts Can Cause Problems On the Bus... funn..

This Joke Starts With a Man Fed Up of His Blind Date

Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him on the phone so he would have an excuse to leave if something like this happened. When he returned to the table, he lowered his eyes, put on a grim expression and said: "I have some bad news. My grandfather just died."

Hilarious: Excuse Me, Can I Borrow Your Blanket Please?

A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train. After the initial embarrassment, they both go to sleep, the man on the top bunk, the woman on t..

Hilarious: Excuse Me Miss, But How Do You Pronounce This?

Three tourists were driving through Wales. As they were approaching Llanfairpwllgwyngyll on the Welsh island of Anglesey, They started arguing about the pronunciation of the town's name. “LLan-fair..

Joke: The Prejudiced Juror

A man wanted to be dismissed from jury duty, but none of his excuses worked. So on the day of the trial, he asked to approach the bench. "Your Honor," he said, "I must be excused from this trial because I am prejudiced against the defendant." "Oh?" the judge asked. "Yes!" the man replied.

The Power of Napping - Stop Feeling Tired!

Instead of getting more and more caffeine and energy drinks into you, why not get an excuse to sleep on the job? Take these scientific tips on "Power-Naps" to get the most energy out of your day, while remaining productive and non-reliant of caffeine. If done properly, naps can change your life!

This Joke Starts With a Man Working Late

A married man decided to work late to be with his young secretary, so he called his wife to make up an excuse. After work, he invited his secretary to dinner. It soon became obvious that he was going to get lucky, so the two went back to her apartment and had sex for two hours.

How to Easily Make Great Tasting Healthy Food!

Easy to Make and Delicious Healthy Food. photos, food, healthy, easy, mushrooms, ricotta, greek yoghurt porridge, southern italian scrambled eggs on toast With these wonderful recipes you will never have an a excuse not to eat healthy ever again!

These 15 Concessions Will Make You a Happier Person

Give up the excuses Pack all the excuses in a box and send them away, because today you have no need for them. Many times we limit ourselves to our excuses. Instead of growing and improving ourselves and our lives, we get stuck in our own lies and make excuse after excuse.

Hilarious: Lawyer vs. Chiropractor

"Excuse me," the lawyer asked, "But why are you touching my back, and what on earth makes you think you have the right to do so without asking me first?" "Oh, I’m so sorry… I'm a chiropractor you see," the man replied, "and sometimes I just can't keep myself from practicing my skills."

Hilarious: The Blonde's Arrest

This hilarious comic strip will have you in stitches - it pokes a little light-hearted fun at the stereotypical blonde: [related_articles] Cover image by depositphotos.com Excuse Me, Officer - Is There Something Wrong?