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Hilarious: The "Apartment" Wasn't to My Liking, Miss!

He said he’d send it to her in an envelope marked “Rent for Apartment.” The next day, however, he regretted that he spent the night with her and sent only $250.

This Joke Starts With a New Manager Taking Over the Reins

On the last day the departing manager tells him, "I have left three numbered envelopes in the desk drawer. Open an envelope if you encounter a crisis you can't solve."

Have You Heard This Joke? You Can't Take it With You...

It's in 3 envelopes of $30,000 each. I want each one of you to grab one envelope now and just before they throw the dirt on my grave, you throw the envelopes in." Weeks later, the three attended the funeral, and true to their word, each threw in their envelope into the grave.

This Joke Starts With a Pastor Receiving a Large Donation

One Sunday, when counting the money in the weekly offering, the Pastor of a small church found a pink envelope containing $1,000. It happened again the next week! The following Sunday, he watched as the offering was collected and saw an elderly woman put the distinctive pink envelope on the plate.

Joke: The Donor and Her Rich Son

One Sunday, when counting the money in the weekly offering, the Pastor of a small church found a pink envelope containing $1,000. It happened again the next week! The following Sunday, he watched as the offering was collected and saw an elderly woman put the distinctive pink envelope on the plate.

This Guy Found a Tip Book from the 60s, And It's Genius!

How to re-use envelopes that have been sealed Have you ever sealed an envelope without putting everything that needed to go inside? Instead of ripping it open and packing everything in a new envelope, you can use an iron to keep it intact and even re-use it.

QUIZ: What Do Your Dreams Say About You?

Your Dreams Can Say a Lot About Your Life... quiz Your nightly dreams may say a lot about this time in your life, your consciousness is enveloped by images and stories coming from your subconscious. What do your dreams say?

9 Uses for Your Freezer Besides Keeping Food Frozen

Easily opening envelopes If you want to keep letters inside their original envelopes or preserve envelopes without cutting them open, place them in the freezer for 1-2 hours. The cold will allow the glue to separate from the paper, letting you open the envelope easily.

The Last Gift: A Story with a Moral

But inside, all they found was the edge of a donkey's tail and an envelope.

This Joke Begins with a Freshly Made Bed.....

Then, he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, 'Dad'. With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands: "Dear Dad, It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing to you.

Hilarious: Do You Really Think I'm Naive Enough for That?

But inside, all they found was the edge of a donkey's tail and an envelope. The envelope contained a letter with only one line. "Only an ass gives everything away too soon." Image source: Deposit Photos Scroll below for more funny jokes!

This Special Kind of Bread is Both Beautiful and Delicious

Ingredients • 3 cups all-purpose flour (375g) • 2 1/2 tbsp. white granulated sugar (14g) • 1 cup milk (250ml) • 1 egg yolk • 3/4 tsp salt (about 3g) • 1 1/2 tbsp. unsalted butter (21g), softened • 2 1/4 tsp instant active dry yeast (1 envelope or 8g) • 3/4 cup raisins (120g) Tammy (the lady in the video

15 Microwave Tips Everyone Should Be Told About

Damage free stamp removal Easily remove a stamp from an envelope without ruining the stamp or the envelope by using your microwave. Put a few drops of water on the stamp and microwave the envelope for 20 seconds. The stamp should peel off without damage. 15.

This Terrific Bread is Both Beautiful and Delicious!

Ingredients • 3 cups all-purpose flour (375g) • 2 1/2 tbsp. white granulated sugar (14g) • 1 cup milk (250ml) • 1 egg yolk • 3/4 tsp salt (about 3g) • 1 1/2 tbsp. unsalted butter (21g), softened • 2 1/4 tsp instant active dry yeast (1 envelope or 8g) • 3/4 cup raisins (120g) Tammy (the lady in the video

Joke: Your Guilt Won't Change the Past

He said he’d send it to her in an envelope marked “Rent for Apartment.” The next day, however, he regretted that he spent the night with her and sent only $250.

Who Knew Creativity Could Take the Form of Cool Snowplows?

Winter is here and she came lumbering in like a frostbitten sasquatch, enveloping cities all over the world in deep snow. While many people decided to get creative building snowmen , the rest of us still have to live our everyday lives. So the sidewalks are now flooded with shovels and salt.