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Joke: The Clever Employee

A grocery store employee is working in the produce department when a customer approaches and asks to buy half a head of lettuce. " You can't buy just half a head, we sell them whole. " says the employee.

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Learn About 4 Types of Bosses and How to Deal With Them

After you learn how to do this, you can stand out from all the other employees, impress your higher-ups, and be successful at your job. 1.

The 4 Types of Bosses and How to Deal With Them

After you learn how to do this, you can stand out from all the other employees, impress your higher-ups, and be successful at your job. 1.

Joke: The Rock Climbing CEO

A CEO went on a rock climbing trip with one of his employees. The CEO, an experienced climber, reached the top of a difficult section and was holding a rope tied to both men.

Joke: The Chainsaw and the Troublesome Customer

A guy enters a Home depot and tells one of the employees that he wants to buy an electric saw to cut down trees. The employee says "I got just what you need! Look at this beauty, it can cut down 100 trees a day!" The guy likes it, buys it and goes home.

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Joke: A Wanted Man

Employee: "Excuse me sir, may I talk to you?" Boss: "Sure, come on in. What can I do for you?" Employee: "Well sir, as you know, I have been an employee of this prestigious firm for over ten years." Boss: "Yes." Employee: "I won't beat around the bush. Sir, I would like a raise.

Funny Joke: The Chihuahua Guard Dog!

So the guy goes to a pet shop and says to one of the employees “I need a guard dog to protect my apartment” The employee responds “I have the perfect dog for you”, she then showed him a Chihuahua.

Joke: Is Your Daddy Home?

The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees was absent but had not phoned in. Needing to have an urgent work problem resolved, he dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted by a child's whispered, "Hello." "Is your Daddy home?" he asked. "Yes," whispered the small voice.

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Joke: The Genie and the Government Worker

A government employee sat in his office, and out of boredom, decided to see what was inside his old filing cabinet. He poked through the contents and came across an old brass lamp he's never seen before. "This will look good on my mantel," he said, and took it home with him.

Is This the Most Generous Boss On the Face of the Earth?

Savji Dholakia has to be one of the most generous bosses in the world – his employees get cars, jewelry and even apartments for meeting their yearly targets! The 54-year-old billionaire is the founder and chairman of Hari Krishna Exports Pvt.

Joke: It's not Easy Being Casual

All employees are free to arrive at work with the casual attire they wish to wear. Week 2 - Memo No. 2 Attention to all employees: Giant hats and chicken costumes are no longer allowed on Casual Day. Neither are wrestling outfits or edible underclothes.

A Quick Thinker - Great Joke!

A grocery store employee is working in the produce department when a customer approaches and asks to buy half a head of lettuce. " You can't buy just half a head, we sell them whole. " says the employee.

Have You Heard This One? The Farmer Being Grilled!

One day, the Montana Labor Department got a tip that he was not paying proper wages to his employees. They decide to send an investigator out to interview him. The investigator arrives at the farm and introduces himself. "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them," he demanded.

Hilarious: Life Summed Up With Easy Equations!

OFFICE ARITHMETIC S mart boss + S mart employee = Profit S mart boss + D umb employee = Production D umb boss + S mart employee = Promotion D umb boss + D umb employee = O vertime ROMANCE MATHEMATICS S mart man + S mart woman = Roma nce S mart man + D umb woman = Affair D umb man + S mart woman = Marriage