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Joke: It's Always Good to Take Advice From Your Elders

This Joke Starts With a Young Man Talking to An Old Man... joke A young man wonders how an evidently rich old man came to be so wealthy. He tells him his story about investing in apples...

This Joke Begins With a Man's Complaint to His Rabbi...

Let's go see Rabbi Rabinowitz, the Elder. So they go see Rabbi Rabinowitz. "Both of our sons say they're Christians now," says the younger Rabbi. "Funny you should say that," the elder Rabbi says. "My son, too! 30 years of being a Jew, and now BAM!

The Last Gift: A Story with a Moral

"Sell your house and possessions," they said, "give it to us and you can live at the elder son's house, and will never want for anything." The man agreed, sold all he had and divided it between his children, moving to the son's house.

Hilarious: Do You Really Think I'm Naive Enough for That?

"Give it to us and you can live at the elder son's house, and will never want for anything." The man agreed, sold all he had and divided it between his children, moving to the son's house. At first, he needed for nothing, and his children visited him often.

Joke: The Jewish Sons

Let's go see Rabbi Rabinowitz, the Elder. So they go see Rabbi Rabinowitz. "Both of our sons say they're Christians now," says the younger Rabbi. "Funny you should say that," the elder Rabbi says. "My son, too! 30 years of being a Jew, and now BAM!

Funny Joke! A Trip Down Memory Lane

Joke: Just Like 50 Years Ago... funny, old, joke, woman, sex, couple, man, elder, anniversay In this hilarious joke, a couple reflect back to their younger years - 50 years ago to be exact.

Joke: When Three Sisters Live in a House Together...

Funny Joke: The Three Sisters funny, old, joke, memory, lady, sisters, elder In this hilarious joke, three sisters aged 92, 94 and 96 live in a house together... this is what they get up to!

Traveling the Globe? Be Sure to Mind Your Table Manners!

In South Korea, elders eat first Some etiquette is informed by traditional values, like saying a prayer before eating or being late to a meal (though the latter is actually considered polite in Venezuela). South Korea brings a basic family value to the dining table: always respect your elders.

Ten Golden Mantras for Growing Old with Grace

Here are ten mantras to help you age gracefully, to make life after retirement more pleasant, to enjoy and treasure the elder years of wisdom and intelligence. 1. Never say 'I am too old' There are three ages, chronological, biological, and psychological.

Joke: Two Women Hit It Off In Arizona

Then, speaking with the quiet wisdom of an elder, she said, 'Good trade.' Scroll below for more funny jokes! A Wise Woman Gets a Lift in the Desert funny, hilarious, joke, woman, humor, wife, husband, alcohol A wise woman gets a lift from a younger woman while walking out in the Arizona desert.