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This Joke Starts With a Suspicious Driver...

Joke: A Sudden Malfunction funny, joke, humor, cop, drunk, officer This drunk driver had a bit of a surprise for the officer.

Joke: The Holy Drunk

A drunk staggers out of a bar and runs into two priests. He goes over to the first priest and says: “Hey, I’m Jesus Christ!” The priest says: “No son, you’re not.” So the drunk goes over to the second priest and says: “Man, I’m Jesus Christ!” The priest says: “No son, I'm afraid you’re not.”

Joke: The Drunk Fisherman

Content Joke: The Drunk Fisherman joke A drunk ice fisherman drills a hole in the ice and peers into it...

This Joke Starts With a Very Drunk Man...

"I'm just way too drunk right now, I need to sober up." So he asks the barman for a coffee, he drinks it up and 30 minutes later he tries to stand up, but again he falls to the floor, this time even harder.

This Joke Starts With Three Drunk Men Getting In a Taxi

Yelled the surprised driver, thinking he was caught. "Next time don't go so fast! Y ou nearly killed us!" Image by Deposit Photos . Scroll below for more funny jokes!

Joke: The Annoying Old Drunk

I was sitting at a bar one time, when I noticed that, next to me, an old drunk was hassling one of the biggest, toughest guys I'd ever seen. The old guy was clearly blasted, and kept getting in the tough guy's face, saying "I slept with your mother."

Joke: Surprising the Taxi Driver

Last Wednesday a passenger in a taxi heading for the airport leaned over to ask the driver a question and gently tapped him on the shoulder to get his attention.

Joke: The Drunk Minister

Joke: The Drunk Minister funny, hilarious, joke, humor, minister, alcohol, whisky, cowboy, flight attendant A cowboy and a minister are on a flight to Texas. Although the cowboy orders a whisky, there won't be any alcohol for the minister on this flight...

This Joke Starts With a Drunk Irishman Driving His Car

"So," says the cop to the driver, "where have you been?" "Why, I've been to the pub of course" slurs the drunk. "Well," says the cop, "it looks like you've had quite a few to drink this evening". "I did all right," the drunk says with a smile.

Joke: Three Drunks and the Fast Taxi

Joke: Three Drunks and the Fast Taxi joke Three drunken guys entered a taxi after a heavy night of drinking...

Joke: The Problematic Driver

"Because I'm too drunk." Joke: I Can't Do That, Officer funny, joke A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out of the lanes...

This Joke Starts With a Drunk Losing His Rolex

One night, a man on his way home happened upon a drunk, down on his hands and knees searching for something under a streetlight. The man asked the drunk what he was looking for so diligently and the drunk said he had tripped and his Rolex wristwatch had broken loose from his wrist.

Joke: The Coffee Shop and the Drunk Man

Joke: The Drunkard and the Coffee Shop Owner funny, joke, drunk, drunkard A drunken man walks into a coffee shop one day...

Joke: The Odd Driver

"Fred," the driver replies. "Fred what?" the officer asks. "Just Fred," the man responds. When the officer presses him for a last name, the man tells him that he used to have a last name but lost it. The officer thinks he has a nut case on his hands but plays along with it.

Joke: An Academic Drunk

Content Joke: An Unlikely Destination joke Two policemen went on patrol late at night...