Joke: I KNEW You Were Drunk!
A Chevy, Dodge or a Ford?” Me - “How the hell am I supposed to know.” Cop - “Just as I suspected, you’ve been drinking.” Me - “But sir, I didn’t drink anything.” Cop - “Okay, then tell me, on the same dark road, one light shows up in the distance, what is it?” Me - “A motorcycle.” Cop - “Duhh.