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Joke: The Unorthodox Doctor

A woman went to her doctor's clinic. She was seen by one of the doctors, but after about 4 minutes in the examination room, she burst out screaming and ran down the hall. One of the younger doctors stopped her and asked what the problem was, and she explained.

Joke: American Doctor vs. Chinese Doctor

Joke: The Chinese Doctor joke While in China, an American single man acts promiscuous and does not use protection the entire time he is there.

Doctor, Help Me - Hilarious Doctor Shorts!

10 hilarious 'doctor, doctor' jokes that will guarantee a lifting of the mood! "Doctor, I can't stop thinking I'm actually a dog." Doctor: " OK, come sit on this couch and lets discuss it." "But I'm not allowed up on the couch!" "Doctor, I can't seem to stop my hands from shaking all the time!"

The Village Doctor: How Doctors Can Treat You Better

Have you ever gone to the doctor's just to ask something simple and had a really bad experience? This may be just my opinion, but sometimes it seems like the days of the family doctor are over. It takes longer and longer to schedule appointments, see someone qualified, or get some simple advice. 

Joke: The Crafty Doctor

A Chinese doctor can't find a job in a hospital in the US, so he opens his own clinic and puts up a sign outside. It reads: 'GET TREATMENT FOR $20 - IF NOT CURED GET BACK $100.' An American lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn $100 and goes to the clinic.

Joke: The Doctor's Waiver

Joke: The Doctor's Waiver joke The medics rushed Mr. Steinberg to the hospital in the middle of the night, apparently due to a massive heart attack.

Joke: The Doctor's Plant

Content Joke: The Doctor's Plant joke Two doctors, Dean and Gable, are treating a man with lung disease...

Joke: An Expert on Doctors

Content Joke: The Doctor Expert joke One night a man and a woman are both at a bar knocking back a few beers.

Joke: The Doctors' Opinions

Content Joke: The New Hospital Wing joke A panel of doctors was asked for their opinions concerning a proposal to build a new wing to their hospital...

Joke: Calling Up the Doctor

A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor’s office. "Is it true," she wanted to know, "that the medication you prescribed has to be taken for the rest of my life?" "Yes, I’m afraid so," the doctor told her.

Cheeky Joke: The Doctor and the Stutterer

A man with a crippling stutter visits his doctor hoping for a cure. He walks into the doctor's office and says: "D D D D Doctor, you've g g g g got to help m m m me, I'll d d do anyth th th th thing." The doctor gives him a thorough physical examination, and sure enough discovers the problem....

Joke: An Old Snake at the Doctor's

An old snake goes to see his doctor and says, ”I need something for my eyesssss… I can’t see very well these daysssss.” The doctor fixes him up with a pair of glasses and tells him to return in two weeks. The snake comes back in two weeks and tells the doctor that he’s very depressed.

Joke: A Doctor and His Wife "Go At It"!

Content Joke: A Doctor and His Wife "Go At It"! joke, health A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast.

Joke: Doctor, What Are You Going to Do With My Husband?

While his wife waited outside, the physician examined him and explained that, though rare, his condition could be corrected by minor surgery. The patient's wife anxiously rushed up to the doctor after the examination and was told of the diagnosis and the need for surgery.