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Joke: The Prince's Curse!

Joke: The Prince's Curse funny, joke, humor, love, Prince, curse A prince was put under a spell so that he could speak only one word each year...

Joke: The Important Words

Content Joke: The Cursed Prince joke A prince was put under a spell so that he could speak only one word each year...

When You've Got a Big Problem, Consult a Witch (Funny)

It is a cursed frog, and every time it says no, the curse will cause your penis to shrink 5 inches, which in your case is actually a blessing!" So he went to the forest, and after hours of walking he found the frog, kneeled down and asked the frog to marry him. The frog said, "No."

Joke: The Mayor's Nightly Visit

The mayor wakes up startled and curses under his breath. That's not possible The next night, Abraham Lincoln appears in the mayor's dreams. The mayor asks "What can I do to make Chicago great?" Abraham looks at the mayor, scratches his beard, and takes a while to answer.

Month of Love: Odd Love Beliefs From Around the World!

Instead, they aim to have four or five-year age gaps between spouses to ward off the curse. [related_articles] 3. Sweden – add coins to shoes Swedes don’t concern themselves with something old, something new, something borrowed and something blue when it comes to marriage.

Have You Heard This One? The Ex-Wife's Payback

“I am a cursed genie. I will grant you three wishes, but whatever you wish for, your ex-husband will get double that amount.” “Okay, I wish for a billion dollars.” “Granted, but your ex-husband gets two billion dollars.”

Joke: The Abusive Patient and the Patient Doctor

After some time passes where the patient, an older gentleman, was yelling and cursing at them, the patient enters the doctor's office. He immediately complains to the doctor about a cold he has. The doctor simply asks for him to open his mouth. The patient does so irritably.

Joke: A Meeting of Witches

For a thousand years they made war with one another, casting curses and hexes and bringing all manner of malady to the land in their hatred for one another.

Joke: A Sporting Spirit

"So," the coach continued, "I'm sure you know, when a penalty is called, you shouldn't argue, curse, attack the referee, or call him a pecker-head." Do you understand all that?" Again the little boy nodded.

Hilarious: The 3 Women and the Drunkard

The third woman takes a closer look and straightens with a curse. " Don't worry girls, he's not even from our village. " ​For more funny jokes scroll below.

5 Types of Rules Kids Need at Home for Good Development

Everyone at home deserves to be spoken to with respect, without cursing or yelling. Respect each other’s property and don’t touch others’ things without permission. Allow each family member to have privacy when they want and need it. ​ 3.

Joke: The Smartest Dog in the World

A big guy opens it and starts cursing and shouting at the dog. The butcher runs up and screams at the guy: "What the hell are you doing? This dog's a genius!" "Genius, my ass - It's the second time this week he's forgotten his keys!" Scroll below for more funny jokes!

This Tale of Friendship is a Lesson I'll Cherish...

The friend Who had been slapped did not hit back or curse his friend. Instead, he picked up a stick and wrote in the sand: Today, my best friend slapped me in the face. They continued their journey, until they found an oasis and decided, after quenching their thirst, to take a swim.