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This Joke Starts With An 88-Year-Old Woman Giving Birth

"When it cries!" she told them. "When it cries?" they gasped. "Why do we have to wait until it cries?" "Because, I forgot where I put it." Image by Deposit Photos . Scroll below for more funny jokes!

Joke: The Poem of the Three Little Pigs

He cried, 'Oh Wolf, you've had one meal! Why can't we talk and make a deal? The Wolf replied, 'Not on your nelly!' And soon the pig was in his belly. 'Two juicy little pigs!' Wolf cried, 'But still I'm not quite satisfied! I know how full my tummy's bulging, But oh, how I adore indulging.'

This Joke Starts With a Search For a Cannibalistic Tribe

He cries out for help, and is answered by what is obviously one of the tribesmen, who informs him that he is going to be served as dinner to the leader of the tribe. "But you don't understand!" he cries, "You can't do this to me! I'm an editor for the New Yorker magazine!"

Joke: What's the Difference?

the Chinese man cries, holding his nose."What was that for?" "That was for Pearl Harbor!" the Jewish man says. "But I'm Chinese!" "Chinese, Japanese, what's the difference?" Growls the old man as he turns and sits back down.

The Famous Actresses QUIZ!

Content QUIZ: Famous Actresses quiz We've learned from them, laughed and cried with them, and now we are here to ask you about them!

Joke: Mr. President, the Russians Are Calling!

It was 1990 and Mikhail Gorbachev called POTUS Bush to request help with an emergency: "Our largest condom factory has exploded," the Russian President cried. “This is a true disaster!" "Mr.

This joke begins with an 3 Friends on a Hunt

Cried the others, "How on earth did you manage that?" "Just like the pessimist", smiled the optimist, "I found some tracks, followed them, and Boom! I shot myself a ten-point buck!" "This is going to be easy," stated the literalist.

This Joke Starts With Mrs. Jones Talking to a Minister

, Jones cried as his wife jabbed him in the leg with the hatpin. "Yes, you are right, Mr. Jones," said the minister. Soon, Mr. Jones nodded off again. Again, the minister noticed. "Who is your redeemer?" he asked the congregation, motioning towards Mrs. Jones. " God! " Mr.

There's a Reason Why Women are Sensitive...

mother, woman, inspirational, boy, cry, crying, tears When a woman cries, there's always a deeper reason behind it. Sometimes she just needs to let go what's inside of her. See this beautiful story.

Joke: A Blonde's Car Was Burgled...

she cries. The 911 dispatcher says, "Stay calm. An officer is on the way. He will be there in two minutes." Before the police get to the crime scene, however, the 911 dispatcher's telephone rings a second time, and the same blond is on the line again.

Joke: The Complete Bar Experience

"Well, there you go," cried the husband. "and you think I'm out enjoying myself every night!" Joke: The Bar Misconception funny, joke, wife, husband, bar, bar joke An angry wife was complaining about her husband spending all his free time in a bar...

Joke: The Booming Voice

he cries in despair. “No you are NOT!” - comes a booming voice from all around him. “Listen carefully son, and do exactly what I say. Grab the spear from the man on your left and pierce it right through the heart of the chief.”