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Joke: The Bank-Robbing Couple

Content Joke: The Bank-Robbing Couple joke Jeff and his girlfriend Jenny decide to become bank-robbers...

Joke: A Senior Couple in Court

Content Joke: The Old Couple and the Judge joke An 80-year-old woman was arrested for shop lifting...

Joke: Three Couples on Their Honeymoons

Three couples check into a hotel for their honeymoons. The man at the front desk has a game he likes to play. When the first couple checked in, he asked the bride what her job was. She said she was a maid. The man thought to himself "Maids are hot. This guy's going to have a fun honeymoon."

This Joke Begins With a Couple Looking for a Child...

However, when asked about their profession, the couple said that they run a circus. Hearing that made the social workers raise an eyebrow. It didn't sound so good to them, an environment with animals, that is moving all the time? Doubts were raised about their suitability as parents.

This Joke Begins With a Lost Couple...

" Image by: stockimages / freedigitalphotos.net Scroll below for more funny jokes! Joke Today: Lost Without Payment funny, hilarious, joke, wife, husband, lost This couple washed up on a deserted island...

Joke: The Couple and Their Waitress

Joke: She Totally Wants Me joke A quarrel broke out between a man and a woman while traveling for dinner at a restaurant...

Joke: The Couple, The Priest and the Miracle Birth

Joke: The Couple, The Priest and the Miracle Birth funny, joke, religion A woman starts dating a doctor. Before too long, she becomes pregnant and they don’t know what to do.

This Joke Starts With an Elderly Couple Lying in Bed

An older couple were lying in bed one night. The husband was falling asleep but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk. She said, "You used to hold my hand when we were courting. " Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second and tried to get back to sleep.

This Joke Starts With an Old Couple Sitting on Their Porch

An elderly couple who had just celebrated their fiftieth anniversary were sitting on their porch, relaxing. Both were simply reading a book and rocking on their chairs. When suddenly, the wife looks at her husband and whacks him across the head, and goes back to her knitting.

This Joke Starts With a Couple Making Love In Their Room

Scroll below for more funny jokes! You Certainly Know a Lot About Animals, Dear funny, hilarious, joke, humor, national geographic, sex, couple, bed, baba recommends, intercourse, magazine A couple is in bed making love when Ole, the man, begins spouting off facts about the animal kingdom.

A Couple Get Into Bed On Their Wedding Night (Joke)

A young couple, just married, were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they were undressing for bed, the husband -- who was a big burly man -- tossed his trousers to his bride and said, "Here, put these on." She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body.

This Joke Begins With a Couple Going to a Strip Club

The cabby turns his head and says, " Looks like you picked up a real witch tonight, Dave. " Scroll below for more funny jokes!

This Joke Starts With an Elderly Couple At a Travel Agency

The agent had had a good week and the dejected couple looking in the window gave him a rare feeling of generosity.

Who Knew That a Couple Could Be So Close? (Funny Joke)

A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald's. He noticed that they had ordered one meal, and an extra cup. As he watched, the gentleman carefully divided the hamburger in half, then counted out the fries, one for him, one for her, until each had half of them.

These Short Jokes and One-Liners Are to Die For!

Enjoy this witty and funny collection of short jokes and one liners that'll sure to make your day much funnier and MUCH better - because a day with a laugh is a day not wasted! In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.

This Joke Starts With a Wife With Incredible Luck

" ​For more funny jokes scroll below. Joke: How Lucky Can You Be? funny, joke, humor, bath, won the lottery, couple jokes, marriage jokes, cheating jokes, lottery jokes This joke starts with a wife getting some brand new merchandise...

A Naughty Joke: That Darn Air Conditioning! (Rude)

“ It’s just this darn A/C unit. ” ​For more funny jokes scroll below. Joke: The A/C Malfunction (Rude) funny, joke, humor, lover, couple jokes, cheating jokes, cheating wife This joke begins with a cheating wife who is quite shameless...

Joke: This Couple Has a Novel Way of Doing Things

Joke: Sunday Afternoons On This Street Are Distinctive joke A boy is sent out to report on activities on the street by his parents, who fancy a quickie. He soon comes to a realization...

Oh My! This Randy Old Couple are at It Again!

An Arizona couple, both well into their 80's, went to a relations therapist's office. The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?" The man said, "Will you watch us have intercourse?"

QUIZ: Famous Couples in History!

Content QUIZ: Famous Couples in History quiz How much do you know about the most famous couples?