Indecent Behavior: That's Not the Way to Conduct Yourself!
The waitress, thinking this behavior a bit risqué and concerned that it might offend other diners, went over to the table and, tactfully, began by saying to the woman: "Pardon me, ma'am. But I think your husband just slid under the table." The woman calmly looked up at her and said: "No, he didn't.