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Joke: A Child and His Chocolate

A 7-year-old is sitting on a park bench eating a chocolate bar. The man sitting next to him looks over and says, "Eating that many chocolate bars is bad for you." The boy looks over and responds, "My great grandfather lived to be one hundred and five".

Joke: The Mystery Woman at the Bar

This bachelor goes into a bar and notices a major hottie, always alone, who comes in on a fairly regular basis. After the second week, he made his move. Despite his best game, the bachelor couldn't achieve any progress with her. "No thank you," she would always say."

Joke: The Bar and the Truck Accident

A dinosaur, a spider, and a cowboy walk into a bar All three sit at the bar and begin drinking heavily, clearly distressed. The bartender asks them what their troubles are.

Joke: A Monocle Walks Into a Bar...

A monocle walks into a bar. After a few drinks, he starts to feel pretty good (and a little uncoordinated). He reaches for a cigarette, but the bartender stops him. "Sorry, buddy, but due to city ordinances, we don't allow smoking in here. You'll have to step outside to smoke."

Joke: A Pleasant Surprise at the Bar

Content Joke: The Unexpected Compliment joke A man walked into a bar after a long day at work. As he began to drink his beer...

Joke: The Best Bar in the World

Three guys are drinking at a bar and talking about their favorite bars. Suddenly, the first guy says, 'As good as this bar is, I still prefer the pubs back home. In Glasgow, there's a wee place. The landlord goes out of his way for the locals. When you buy four drinks, he'll buy the fifth drink.'

Joke: The Complete Bar Experience

An angry wife was complaining about her husband spending all his free time in a bar, so one night he took her along with him. "What'll you have?" he asked. "Oh, I don't know. The same as you I suppose," she replied. So, the husband ordered a couple of Jack Daniel's and threw his down in one shot.

This Joke Begins With A Crowded Bar...

An octopus walks into a bar and sees a band playing in the corner, composed of those bar-room heroes, an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. He walks up and says, “Hi there, I’m the best musician in the world. For a few dollars I can play any instrument you like”.

How Much Would You Pay for Chocolate?

Here is a list of the most expensive chocolates in the world! Chocolate Truffle Cake Box Chocolate Truffle Cake Box is an EDIBLE box of chocolate. This is actually a cheese cake made from vanilla and bourbon coated in macadamia nuts and decorated with white and dark chocolate.

The Chocolate Cakes That Are Good For You!

So dig and and don’t feel too bad - remember chocolate can be good for you!

This Joke Starts with a Man Walking into a Bar...

On a warm evening, a man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the cheerful looking bartender and asks for his favorite premium beer. "Certainly, sir. That'll be 1 cent." "One single penny?!" exclaimed the man. The barman replied, "Yes, sir. Just one penny."

How To Make Delicious 3-Ingredient Energy Bars at Home

I'm a huge fan of nutty, chewy, fruit-filled energy bars and these little bars which you're about to make have enough energy to get you through an exhausting afternoon while keeping the hunger at bay.

Joke: A Priest Leaves a Bar...

Content Joke: The Priest and the Police Officer joke An Irish priest is driving home from a night at his favorite bar...

Joke: A Politician at the Chocolate Store

One day, they entered a chocolate store. Joke: The Thief and the Politician funny, joke Once upon a time there was a thief and a politician friends. One day, they entered a chocolate store.