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Joke: The Chief. The Weather and the Unhelpful Advice

Fall was upon a remote reservation when the Native American tribe asked their new Chief what the coming winter was going to be like. The modern-day Chief had never been taught the secrets of the ancients. When he looked at the sky he couldn't tell what the winter was going to be like.

Joke: The Memory of the Chief

He soon meets a wise old chief...

Joke: The Missionary, the Chief and the Bike

He realizes that the one thing he never taught the natives was how to speak English, so he takes the chief and starts walking in the forest. He points to a tree and says to the chief, "This is a tree." The chief looks at the tree and grunts, "Tree." The missionary is pleased with the response.

Have You Heard This Joke? Teaching New Words...

He realizes that the one thing he never taught the natives was how to speak English, so he takes the chief and starts walking in the forest. He points to a tree and says to the chief, "This is a tree." The chief looks at the tree and grunts, "Tree." The missionary is pleased with the response.

Joke: The Booming Voice

Grab the spear from the man on your left and pierce it right through the heart of the chief.” The man grabs the spear and shoves it right through the chief, who collapses, dead. The remainder of the tribe stare at him in disbelief. “Now what?”

Joke: Which Way Would You Like to Die?

"I've got good news and bad news," says the chief. "The bad news is that we're going to cook you, skin you, and make canoes out of your skin." "That's terrible!" exclaims the Brit, "What's the good news?"

Joke: The Greatest Samurai in the World

Once upon a time, a powerful Emperor of the Rising Sun advertised for a new Chief Samurai. After a year, only three applied for the job: a Japanese, a Chinese and a Jewish Samurai. "Demonstrate your skills!" commanded the Emperor.

Personality Test: What is Your Deepest Desire?

Take this fun word association personality test to find out your chief desire!

These CEOs Have An Argument Over Beer (Funny Joke)

Rob, chief of Budweiser, calls out, 'In the States, we brew the finest beers of the world, and I make the king of them all. Give me a pint of Bud.' Hans steps up next, 'In Germany we invented beer. Give me a Beck's, the real king of beers.'

Funny Joke: The Unexpected Hero

The local TV station caught the thank you on film and asked the chief, "What are you going to do with all that money?" "Well," said Paddy, the 70-year-old fire chief, "the first thing we're gonna do is fix the brakes on that bloody fire truck." Scroll below for more funny jokes!

Joke: My Beer is Better!

Rob, chief of Budweiser, calls out, 'In the States, we brew the finest beers of the world, and I make the king of them all. Give me a pint of Bud.' Hans steps up next, 'In Germany we invented beer. Give me a Beck's, the real king of beers.'

Three Aerospace Giants Have Teamed Up on an Electric Plane

Airbus Chief Technology Officer, Paul Eremenko, said in a statement: “The E-Fan X is an important next step in our goal of making electric flight a reality in the foreseeable future.

Hilarious: To Be Young and Frolicking In the Countryside...

," before heading off as fast as he could to the town to tell Jean, the police chief. He arrived at the police station, out of breath, and shouted: "Jean...Jean...zere is zis man, zis woman ... naked in farmer Gaston's field making love."

Only Grammar Geniuses Will Be Able to Ace This Quiz!

Do the Commander-in-Chief's parrots sing? Do the Commander-in-Chiefs parrots sing? Do the Commander-in-Chiefs's parrot's sing? Which of these sentences is grammatically correct? With a singular proper noun, you typically add ’s to indicate possession. I won Richard Harris's trousers at the auction.

Hilarious: You're Going to the Brig For This, Sailor

The following morning the captain was checking the log and saw that the young seaman had been sentenced to ten days and asked the chief mate why. "Well Sir, when we got you undressed we found that he'd also soiled your pants." Scroll below for more funny jokes!

This Exotic Coast Must Be Seen to Appreciate Its Beauty

The burial site for the local chiefs was located on the surrounding cliffs. It was believed that once a chief died, his bones held a supernatural power, and if found by others, they could be used against the chief’s tribe.

Only Grammar Geniuses Will Be Able to Ace This Quiz!

Do the Commander-in-Chief's parrots sing? Do the Commander-in-Chiefs parrots sing? Do the Commander-in-Chiefs's parrot's sing? Which of these sentences is grammatically correct? With a singular proper noun, you typically add ’s to indicate possession. I won Richard Harris's trousers at the auction.

This Joke Starts With a Search For a Cannibalistic Tribe

"Ah," replies the tribesman, "Well soon you will be editor-in-chief!" Scroll below for more funny jokes! A Reporter Heads Deep Into the Jungle funny, hilarious, joke, humor, tribe, jungle, cannibal, magazines, editor A magazine reporter heads into the rainforest in search of a cannibalistic tribe.