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This Man Has Quite the Excuse for Cheating on His Wife!

This man has a very detailed and emotional explanation for his wife who’s found him in bed with another woman, but will she buy it? If you laughed at this joke like we did, share it with your friends and let them have a laugh too!

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Joke: The Wife's Math

She opens it and reads: "My Dear Wife, You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, as a 54-year-old, can no longer satisfy. I'm very happy with you and I value you as a good wife.

Joke: The Cheating Husbands

My prudish wife won’t sleep with me more than once a month!. She refuses!" The other men shake their heads. One of them asks, “what did you do about it?” The man says “I slept with that horny blonde over there by the pool table. Unlike my wife, she’ll do anything.” The men laugh.

Joke: The Wife, the Husband and the Genie

A husband and wife in their sixties were coming up on their 40th wedding anniversary. Knowing his wife loved antiques, he bought a beautiful old brass oil lamp for her. When she unwrapped it, a genie appeared. He thanked them and gave each of them one wish.

Which Occupations Cheat the Most? The Answers are In...

According to surveys in which hundreds of participants in this field responded, it appears that 21% of them have cheated or are cheating on their spouses. The majority (81.7%) were doctors, with men tending to cheat 4.3 times more than women.

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This Joke Starts With a Wife With Incredible Luck

My wife comes in with a brand new bag, looked expensive. Me: "Honey I see you got a new Gucci bag, where'd you get it?" Wife: " My boss and I bought a lottery ticket together and won! I bought the bag with my half of the winnings." *next day wife comes home with new, fancy sunglasses.

Joke: The Maid and the Wife

An Austrian maid asks the wife who employs her for a pay raise. The wife became very angry about this and decided to talk to her about this raise. She asked, “Now Anna, why do you think you should get a pay increase?" "Well, madam, there are tree reasons why I should.

Joke: The Rabbi's Wife

I'm sleeping with the Rabbi's wife. Can you hold him in synagogue for an hour after services for me?" Irving was not very fond of the idea, but being Morris' lifelong friend, he reluctantly agreed.

Joke: The Suspicious Wife

His wife listened from under the bed as he started chatting with someone. "Hey babe, I'm just changing clothes then I will join you," he said. "As for the other fool, it finally dawned on her that I was fooling around on her and left.

Joke: Trouble With the Wife

As soon as he walked through the door at home, his wife started on him about, 'What time of night to be getting home is this? Where have you been?' 'Dinner is cold and I'm not reheating it'. And on and on and on.

Joke: The Wife's Warning

Content Joke: The Wife's Warning joke As Chester left a board meeting, he desperately gave himself a personal TSA pat down...

Joke: Consult the Wife

But I understand that you have been married for over thirty years and this is something you should discuss with your wife. If you had a five incher before and get a nine incher now, she might be a bit uncomfortable.

Joke: The Missing Wife

Content Joke: The Missing Wife joke A man walks into a police station in tears and goes to the sergeant at the desk.