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The Truth Behind Misleading Phone Charging Myths

Charging your phone with one of these will barely get the job done, reduce your battery's maximum charge and endanger its ability to function. 2.

Joke: How Much Do You Charge?

“Can you tell me how much you charge?” he asks. “Of course,” the lawyer replies, “I charge $800 to answer three questions.” The man was alarmed. “Don’t you think that’s an awful lot of money to answer three questions?” He inquired. “Yes it is”, answers the lawyer, “What’s your third question?”

Joke: Thank Goodness the Farmer Came Over!

The Farmer Comes to the Rescue With His Oxen funny, hilarious, joke, humor, stuck, farmer, ox, Oxen, cart, charge A husband and wife are traveling down a country lane when their car gets stuck in some mud. Luckily, a farmer shows up to give them a helping hand...

This Joke Starts With a Husband and Wife Getting Stuck

The Farmer Comes to the Rescue With His Oxen funny, hilarious, joke, humor, stuck, farmer, ox, Oxen, cart, charge A husband and wife are traveling down a country lane when their car gets stuck in some mud. Luckily, a farmer shows up to give them a helping hand...

Great JOKE: Who Should Be Boss?

All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was in charge. "I should be in charge", said the brain, because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen".

Oh My! This Randy Old Couple are at It Again!

He thanked them for coming, wished them good luck, charged them $50 and said goodbye. The next week, the same couple returned and asked the therapist to watch again. The therapist was a bit puzzled but agreed. Image courtesy of Depositphotos This happened several weeks in a row.

I Never Knew That Sweating Is So Crucially Important...

Sweat is our own, free-of-charge air conditioning unit built right inside our skin. It cools down the body so we don't overexert ourselves and get heat stroke, but what else does it do?

Hilarious: This Guy Knows a Great Bargain When He Sees One

The day before he's to check out, he heads out to play a last round and stops by the pro shop and charges a sleeve of three balls to his room. When he's checking out next morning, he looks at the bill and sees: Golf: $1.00 Dinner: $1.00 Room: $1.00.

Well, I Never Thought My Generosity Would Lead Me Here!

The barber said, "No charge. I consider it a service to the Lord." The next morning, the barber came to work and there were 12 prayer books and a thank you note from the priest in front of the door. Later that day, a police officer came in and got his hair cut. He then asked how much it was.

Joke: A Case of Defamation...

He charged that she had called him a pig. The woman was found guilty and fined. After the trial, she asked the judge, "This means that I cannot call Mr. Johnson a pig?" The judge said that was true. "Does this mean I cannot call a pig Mr. Johnson?" asked the woman.