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This Joke Starts With Catholics Discussing Contraception

The first woman says "We're Catholic so we can't use it." The next woman says "I am too but we use the rhythm method." The third woman says "We use the bucket and saucer method." "What the heck is the bucket and saucer method?", the others ask.

Hilarious: Four Catholic Ladies Boast About Their Kids

Four Catholic ladies are having coffee together, discussing how important their children are. The first one tells her friends, "my son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him "Father." The second Catholic women chirps, "Well, my son is a Bishop.

Joke: The Catholic, the Beggar and the Pope

A catholic man's lifelong dream was to meet the pope. For years and years, he scrimped, scrounged, and planned his lavish trip to Italy.

Joke: A Remembrance Service For the Farm Dog

"Oh, why didn't you tell me the dog was Catholic ??" Scroll below for more funny jokes! The Key is Finding the Right Denomination... funny, hilarious, dog, joke, farmer, Ireland, priest, catholic A farmer named loses his dog.

Hilarious: This Nun's Improvisation Draws Some Attention

One of them turned to the other and said, 'If it starts, I'm turning Catholic.' Scroll below for more funny jokes! A Nun and Her Clever Improvisation... funny, hilarious, joke, humor, nun, catholic, sister, gas station This nun cannot find a gas can, so she decides to improvise...

The Nun Was the Most Beautiful the Cabbie Had Ever Seen

She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic." The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!" "OK," the nun says. "Pull in to the next alley."

What Is the Key to Happiness? Pope Francis Has the Answer!

philosophers, academics, and religious scholars have come up with many different answers, and here is Pope Francis' take on the subject: For more original BabaMail videos click here 6 Foundations For a Happy Life By Pope Francis spirituality, religion, pope, quotes, happiness, baba recommends, Pope Francis, catholic

Hilarious Joke! Pay Attention in Confession!

funny, hilarious, joke, humor, money, sex, priest, confession, catholic, affair, marital This sinner always pays attention to his confessor.

10 Lessons that Jean Vanier Wanted to Teach Us About Life

An avid Catholic, Vanier decided to dedicate his life to do God’s work, founding L’Arche, an international not-for-profit organization that seeks to provide housing, support and advocacy on behalf of intellectually challenged people.

Joke: A Female Secret...

The first woman says "We're Catholic so we can't use it." The next woman says "I am too but we use the rhythm method." The third woman says "I'm catholic too but we use the bucket and saucer method." "What the heck is the bucket and saucer method?", the others ask.

Hilarious: I Don't Have Money to Pay My Medical Bill

He awakened to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic hospital. As he was recovering, a nun asked how he was going to pay the bill. He replied, in a raspy voice, "No health insurance." The nun asked if he had money in the bank. He replied, "No money in the bank."