Joke: Officer, It's the Car
"Look at the papers: this car is designed to carry five persons." "You cannot pull that one on me," replies Paddy. "Quattro means four. You have five people in your car and you are therefore breaking the law." The Scotsmen reply angrily, "You idiot! Call your supervisor over.
Joke: To Each Their Own Car...
They start talking about how their cars reflect their careers. The first guy says, "I'm a pimp and so I drive a cheap Escort." The second guy says, "I'm a herpetologist and so I drive a Dodge Viper." The third guy says, "I'm a proctologist, and I drive a brown Probe."
Joke Collection: 80+ Car Jokes and Puns!
Joke Collection: 80+ Car Jokes and Puns! 80+ Car Jokes and Puns! jokes, cars, collection Joke Collection: 80+ Car Jokes and Puns!
Joke: A Blonde Car Problem
Content Joke: Blonde vs. Car joke A blond lived with two blond room mates. She bought a new carץץץ
Joke: It's Just a Mini...
Upon seeing this, the businessman got out of his car and knocked on the window of the mini. After a few moments, the mini owner poked his head out. "I installed a DVD in my limo," said the businessman proudly. "What!?!' the mini-man responded. " You got me out of the shower for THAT?"
Joke: The Perfect Car for the Wife
A man walks into a car dealership. A salesman greets him at the door and after some chatting, they end up taking a car for a test drive. “This car is so quiet sir” exclaims the salesman “the ride is calm and relaxing”.
Joke: The Priests, the Car and the Warning
Five atheists are driving in a car when they pass a church. Two priests are tending the lawns outside the church. As they see the car they wave their hands and point at a sign outside the church says "Beware! The End is Near! Turn yourself around Right Now before it's too late!"
Joke: A Blonde's Car Was Burgled...
A blond dials 911 to report that her car has been broken into. She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher. "They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, and even the accelerator!" she cries. The 911 dispatcher says, "Stay calm. An officer is on the way.
Joke: The Cabby and His Buddies
Joke: A Wild Ride in the Taxi funny, speeding, joke, taxi, red light, cabby, taxi joke, car joke This joke begins with a man taking a cab in a hurry.
Today's Joke: Get Out of the Car!
(This is supposedly a true account recorded in the Police Log of Sarasota, Florida) An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle.
Funny Joke: Who Was Driving the Car??
This explains why there was a car accident. Scroll below for more funny jokes! Joke Today: The Perfect Couple cute, funny, guy stuff, perfect couple, santa clause What happens to the perfect couple?
This Joke Starts With a Man In a Hired Car In Washington
A tourist climbed out of his hire-car in downtown Washington, D.C. He was intent on visiting the White House and take in the city's other world-famous sights, but he felt hungry so he decided to pop into a store to buy himself a snack.
This Joke Starts With a Blonde Crashing Her Car Badly
A blonde had just totaled her car in a horrific accident. Miraculously, she managed to pry herself from the wreckage without a scratch and was applying fresh lipstick when the state trooper arrived. “My God!” the trooper gasped. “Your car looks like an accordion that was stomped on by an elephant.
Joke: How Engineers Fix a Car
Content Joke: The Engineering Solution joke One day, a Mechanical Engineer, Electrical Engineer, Chemical Engineer and Computer Engineer...
This Joke Starts With a Drunk Irishman Driving His Car
An Irishman who had a little to drink is driving home from the city one night and, of course, his car is weaving violently all over the road. A cop pulls him over. "So," says the cop to the driver, "where have you been?" "Why, I've been to the pub of course" slurs the drunk.
Joke: I Have No Idea How This Car Got Here!
Joke: I Have No Idea How This Car Got Here! joke This guy was on the side of the road hitchhiking on a very dark night in the middle of a storm. The night was roiling and no car went by.
7 Beloved Grand Cars Reimagined as Today's Cars
That is what insurance company Budget Direct has attempted to do with 7 classic cars. With the help of their 3D designer team, they have given cars like the AC Cobra, Holden Torana, and Pontiac Firebird.
These Cars Are the Kings of This Year's Monterey Car Week
Monterey Car Week is a week of car-related events held annually in and around Monterey, California. Some of the finest automobiles on the planet turn out for the event each year, and some of the finest automobiles also change hands for truly exorbitant amounts of money.
We Need a Bigger Car! The Funniest Car Overload Fails
Ever get the feeling your car is judging you for the overflowing grocery bags in the back seat? Well, never feel guilty about that ever again! Because the things people are willing to load on their vehicles will genuinely leave you baffled.
The Car, the Star: 12 Famous Cars From Movies and TV
Bandit's Trans Am ( Smokey and the Bandit ) Car Type: '77 Pontiac Trans Am Special Features: T-tops, CB radio This star car made everyone ordering a new Trans Am in the late Seventies specify their cars with the famous "Flaming Chicken" decals on their hoods.
Laugh Your Socks Off With These Amusing Car Pranks
Some of us like to go to the extent of practical jokes, quickly escalating into prank wars between friends! These are totally harmless, although sometimes inconvenient. The trick is to take it with a healthy dose of humor.
The First 3D Printed Car?
As we embark upon another century of vehicular travel, our concern for the environment demands that we rethink how we use cars as a global population. Urbee is a two-passenger hybrid car designed to be incredibly fuel efficient, easy to repair, safe to drive, and inexpensive to own.
The Sleep Subway Car!
One of their latest: A New York City subway car turned into a "sleeper car," giving New Yorkers the chance to rest their heads during a late night commute. They set up three beds, each outfitted with a comforter, pillow, and sheets.
You Won’t Find Cars Like These At Any Old Car Lot!
Building a car is truly a magnificent feat. Designing a car can perhaps be even more of a difficult task. In this day and age, your car can be an expression of yourself, which makes its design extraordinarily important, at least for some.
