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An Entire Flight Overheard the Captain's Intentions (Rude)

"This is your Captain speaking. We're on our final descent into Toronto. I want to thank you for flying with us today and I hope you enjoy your stay in Toronto". He forgot to switch off the intercom. Now the whole plane can hear his conversation from the cockpit.

This Captain Found a Creative Way to Calm His Passengers...

At that very moment, Captain John came out of the cockpit, smiling, happy, calm and declared, "Valued passengers, you can be calm, everything is under control and you have no reason to worry."

Joke: The Talking Dog and the Bartender

"No, no, no, this isn't a trick, I promise you," says the man, "I tell you what, I'll go for a walk around the block and you talk to Gizmo here." The man leaves and the bartender sees him turn the corner. "Now, can I have my drink?" asks the dog. The bartender is amazed.

Hilarious: You're Going to the Brig For This, Sailor

A merchant captain and several of his officers were returning to the ship after a big evening ashore. As they climbed the gangway the captain threw up all over himself. Pointing to an apprentice seaman above him he shouted: "Give that man five days in the brig for vomiting!"

The Golden Era of Pirates Was Filled With Fearsome Men!

When Davis was ambushed and killed 6 weeks later, while attempting to capture a governor to hold for ransom, Roberts was elected to be the new captain of the vessel.

Joke: Bad News, Trooper

The Captain called the Sergeant in. "Sarge, I just got a telegram that Smith's mother died yesterday. Better go tell him and send him in to see me." So the Sergeant calls for his morning formation and lines up all the troops. "Listen up, men," says the Sergeant.

Joke: The Smartphone Poem!

Despite all the gizmos that strike me with awe, They're fun and they're useful and "techy" and all ...But how do I just simply make a phone call? Joke: The Smartphone Poem funny, joke, humor, smartphone, funny poem My new phone is "smart." I guess that I'm not.

Joke: This Blonde Shall Not Move!

Flustered, the flight attendant went to the cockpit and informed the captain of the problem. The captain went back and told the woman that her assigned seat was in economy. Again, the blonde replied: "I'm a famous model. I'm sitting here all the way to New York.”

Joke: The Lady Stowaway

After the third week, the captain is doing a routine inspection belowdecks, and he hears a quiet rustling in one of the lifeboats and he pulls back the tarp and sees her, shaking in fear. "WHAT are you doing here, madam??" And she tells all, "I...I'm a stowaway!

Life at Sea Is One Rollicking Adventure for These Sailors

For more original BabaMail videos click here Joke: Captain Bravo! funny, video, joke, pirates, rumble, captain bravo, red shirt, brown pants You've heard of naval mishaps and even a few toe-curling disasters, but this pirate adventure will take the sea-biscuit!

Joke: The Plane, the Crash and the Emergency Plan

Sirens were blaring in the cockpit, and the pilot issued a PSA to the cabin saying "Dear passengers, this is your captain speaking. unfortunately, we have lost one engine, but do not worry, I will ensure your safety.

Joke: The New Blond Flight Attendant

Content Joke: Trapped in the Hotel joke An airline captain was helping a new blond flight attendant prepare for his first overnight trip.

Joke: Could Have Had a Great Career In Insurance

It wasn't long before Captain Smith noticed that Airman Jones had almost a 100% record for insurance sales, which had never happened before. Rather than ask about this, the Captain stood in the back of the room and listened to Jones's sales pitch.

This Joke Starts With An Airman Speaking to New Soldiers

It wasn't long before Captain Smith noticed that Airman Jones had almost a 100% record for insurance sales, which had never happened before. Rather than ask about this, the Captain stood in the back of the room and listened to Jones's sales pitch.

Only a Few Ace This Mixed Knowledge Test

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Joke: I've Never Done This Before...

The Captain comes on the intercom and says “I hate to have to tell you this folks, but we might not walk away from this one.” Everyone begins to panic except for the boy who sheepishly turns to the woman and says, “I hate to trouble you miss, but we might die and I’ve never kissed anyone.”

Man Gets 9 Years in Jail For Smoking on a Plane?

The result was a fire that caused the captain to issue a mayday call, and he nearly had to consider an emergency landing while crew members rushed to put out the flames. They struggled at first, but were helped by a passenger who had spent time in the Derbyshire Fire and Rescue Service.