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Joke: The Cannibals and Their Religious Food

Two cannibals meet one day. After talking about their days, they start, as we all do, to discuss their problems. The first cannibal says, "You know, I just can't seem to get a tender Missionary. I've baked them, I've roasted them, I've stewed them, I've tried every sort of marinade.

On Old Men, Cannibals and Weddings - Great Short Jokes!

Enjoy some quick and witty jokes about old people, cannibal civilization and about the color coordination of brides and grooms in this week short joke collection! Two old ladies sitting on a bench. First old lady : "I think my butt is asleep!"

Hilarious: Nah Son, We Shouldn't Eat That One

Two cannibals, a father and son, were elected by the tribe to go out and get something to eat. They walked deep into the jungle and waited by a path. Before long, along came this little old man. The son said, "OOh dad, there's one." "No," said the father.

Joke: Which Way Would You Like to Die?

Joke: The Cannibals and the Choice funny, joke, French, British, cannibals, New Yorker, canoe This joke starts with a Brit, a Frenchman and a New Yorker about to die.

This Joke Starts With Three Explorers Lost In the Jungle

One day, just as they were finally about to give up, they crawled into a clearing and there right in front of them stood a Cannibal's restaurant. Out front near the entrance was a large menu board.

Joke: The Wrong Meat

Joke: Nah Son, We Shouldn't Eat That One joke Father and son cannibals are traveling through the jungle when they find something (someone) to eat. They soon hatch a plan...

This Joke Starts With a Search For a Cannibalistic Tribe

A Reporter Heads Deep Into the Jungle funny, hilarious, joke, humor, tribe, jungle, cannibal, magazines, editor A magazine reporter heads into the rainforest in search of a cannibalistic tribe. He'd soon find himself in hot water...

These Questions Are as Hilarious as They Are Witty!

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny? Joke: The Burning Questions of Life practice, rush hour, lipstick, skinny-dipping, dad joke, silly questions, funny questions, teflon, abbreviated These innocent-looking questions are actually cleverly crafted...

The Story of the African King and His Friend...

Some time later, the king went on another hunting trip, but not far from his destination, he was caught by a group of vicious cannibals, who took him back to their village to prepare a feast from his flesh.

Can You Believe Only 2 People on Earth Have This Disease

Kuru (By Liberski PP, Wikimedia Commons ) This disease is extraordinarily rare, and while it doesn’t have a cure, it is preventable by the relatively simple act of not committing cannibalism. Kuru originates from an isolated area in New Guinea, inhabited by the Fore Tribe.

Don't Ask Stupid Questions - Silly and Hilarious!

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny? What was the best thing before sliced bread? Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one? "Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted."

A Cosmic Gallery of Unusually Lovely and Colorful Galaxies

Galaxy NGC 4651, a cannibal galaxy that consumes smaller galaxies ( Flickr ) 4. Galaxy NGC 6872, a cluster located in the constellation Pavo, the Peacock ( Flickr ) 5.

George Carlin Had a Funny Way of Telling the Truth!

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny? 26. What was the best thing before sliced bread? 27. One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people. 28. To be intoxicated is to feel sophisticated, but not be able to say it. 29.