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This Joke Starts With Two Canaries Sharing a Cage

Once upon a time, there were two canaries in a cage. Naturally, one was male and the other female. After many months, the male decided to meet the female. So he scooted over to her side of the cage and said, "Since we're in this together, why don't I move over to your side of the cage!"

Joke: The New Gorilla Encounters a Lion...

The next morning, before the crowd arrived, the mime put on the gorilla suit and entered the cage. He discovered that it was a great job. He could sleep all he wanted, play and make fun of people, and he drew bigger crowds than he ever had as a mime.

Hilarious: Dealing With the Lion's Share of the Trouble

"Well, what if the lion takes that big paw, and hooks the chair with those big claws, and throws that chair out of the cage? What do you do then?" "I'll take that whip they all carry, and I'll whip him and whip him until he backs down."

How Much is My Bill Again!? (Hilarious Joke)

He left the room for a moment and came back carrying a large cage with a cat in it. The vet opened the cage door and the cat walked over to the dog. The cat sniffed the dog from head to toe and walked back to the cage. "Well, that confirms it", the vet announced, "your dog is dead."

The Hamster Jazz Company - Hilarious!

These four hamsters woke up one day to find that tiny instruments were installed in their cage. They decided to have fun with them. Add a bit of music and you get an adorable Hamster band! Their name is: ' The Clever Hamsters . " We've included some footage of the auditions for the band.

Joke: Acting Like an Ape

When he got to the ape cage, he found himself looking at a big male ape, who was staring right back at him. When he scratched his head, so did the ape. Noticing this, Bob decided to have some fun. So he started to scratch under his arms and jump around saying "oooh oooh oooh" and so did the ape.

Joke: The Three Expensive Monkeys

A man goes inside a pet shop and starts to move around the cages to scout the pets. He sees a monkey with a price tag of $5,000 and goes to the merchant to ask for details. "Hey mister, the monkey…what does it know to be worth that much money?"

Stepping Into the World - Chimp Retirement!

What would it feel like, to know nothing but bars and small cages for all your life, and then one day, without explanation, you are introduced to the world? What would you think of the sky, the trees, the very sun? This is what these chimps are experiencing.

How The Media Gets its Headlines - Funny!

A Harley biker is riding by the zoo in Taronga Park, Sydney when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly , the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents.