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Joke: The Cabby and His Buddies

I took a cab and told the cabbie I was in a hurry. The cabbie said no problem and starting speeding through the streets. We came up on a yellow light and instead of slowing down, he sped up and shot through the intersection. I asked, "Hey, should you slow down a bit?" "Don't worry about it.

Joke: The Mother, the Son and the Cabbie

Joke: The Mother, the Son and the Cabbie

This Joke Starts With a Man Riding In the Back of a Cab

While en route to his home, he asked the cabby if he would be a witness. The man suspected his wife was having an affair and he intended to catch her in the act. For $100, the cabby agreed. Quietly arriving at the house, the husband and cabby tiptoed into the bedroom.

The Nun Was the Most Beautiful the Cabbie Had Ever Seen

A nun gets into a cab and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. He replies: "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend y..

Have You Heard This One? How to Treat a Guest

While en-route home he asked the cabby if he would be a witness. The man suspected his wife was having an affair and he wanted to catch her in the act. For $100, the cabby agreed. Quietly arriving home, the husband and cabby tip toed into the bedroom. 

Funny Joke: The Best Man in the World

He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You're just like Frank." Passenger: "Who?" Cabbie: " Frank Feldman ... he was a cabbie who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, he was always in the right place at the right time.

This Joke Begins With a Couple Going to a Strip Club

The cabby turns his head and says, " Looks like you picked up a real witch tonight, Dave. " Scroll below for more funny jokes!

Hilarious: A Hard Worker, the Strip Club & the Angry Wife

The cabby turned around and said, "Geez John, you picked up a real piece of work this time." Image (including cover) by Deposit Photos . Scroll below for more funny jokes!