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This Joke Starts With a Man Riding In the Back of a Cab

He looked over at the cab driver and said, "what would you do?" The cabby said, "I'd cover his ass up with that blanket before he catches a cold." Image by Deposit Photos . Scroll below for more funny jokes!

Evolution of Music - Lovely!

Full list of music pieces: 11th century- Salve Regina 1600s- Canon in D - Pachelbel 1800s- Symphony No. 5 - Beethoven 1910s- Danny Boy - Frederic Weatherly 1920s- Old Man River - Jerome Kern & Oscar Hammerstein II 1930s- Minnie The Moocher - Cab Calloway 1940s- Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy - The Andrew Sisters

The Nun Was the Most Beautiful the Cabbie Had Ever Seen

A nun gets into a cab and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. He replies: "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you." She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me.

Funny Joke: Revenge of a Taxi Passenger

He doesn't even have enough for a cab, but he flagged one down anyway. He explained to the driver that he would pay him back next time and gave him his phone number, but the driver told him, "Get the HELL out of my cab!" So he walked all the way to the airport and got home.

Joke: The Cabby and His Buddies

I took a cab and told the cabbie I was in a hurry. The cabbie said no problem and starting speeding through the streets. We came up on a yellow light and instead of slowing down, he sped up and shot through the intersection. I asked, "Hey, should you slow down a bit?" "Don't worry about it.

Joke: Surprising the Taxi Driver

The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb and stopped just inches from a large plate glass window. For a few moments everything was silent in the cab. Then, the shaking driver said "Are you OK?

This Joke Starts With Three Drunk Men Getting In a Taxi

Three Drunks and the World's Fastest Taxi funny, hilarious, driver, joke, men, humor, drunk, taxi, three, drunks, cab Three guys have been out drinking when they decide to get a cab and head home, but the taxi driver seems to have other ideas...

Joke: A Punny Story

I raced down the stairs and called a cab. The cab stopped with a jerk. Then the jerk got out and I got in. We took the corner at a hundred miles per hour, but a cop stopped us and told us to put the corner back. Then we were out of the city.

Oh My, This Man's Day Can't Get Any Worse!

I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away. "I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar.

Joke: This Truck Stop Is Absolutely Relentless!

As soon as he falls asleep, he is awoken by some knocks on the door of the cab. "Can you tell me the time, please?" asks a jogger. "Yeah, it's 4:30," answers the trucker. He falls asleep again, but he is awoken again by another jogger who wants to know the time. "It's 4:40!" yells the trucker.

This Joke Starts With Some Annoying Early Morning Joggers

As soon as he falls asleep, he is awoken by some knocks on the door of the cab. "Can you tell me the time, please?" asks a jogger. "Yeah, it's 4:30," answers the trucker. He falls asleep again, but he is awoken again by another jogger who wants to know the time. "It's 4:40!" yells the trucker.

Hilarious: You Need to Be Careful When Feeling Frisky

I had checked into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely so I thought I'd get me one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths when you're calling for a cab. I grabbed a card on my way in.

Joke: You Need to Be Careful When Feeling Frisky...

I had checked into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely so I thought I'd get me one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths when you're calling for a cab. I grabbed a card on my way in.

This Joke Begins With a Couple Going to a Strip Club

Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her. He tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it.

Hilarious: A Hard Worker, the Strip Club & the Angry Wife

John followed and spotted her getting into a cab. Before she could slam the door, he jumped in beside her. John tried desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife was having none of it.

Funny Joke: The Best Man in the World

Like my coming along when you needed a cab, he was always in the right place at the right time. Things happened like that to Frank Feldman every single time." Passenger: "There are always a few clouds over everybody." Cabbie: " Not Frank Feldman. He was a terrific athlete.