Joke: The Butcher and the 16 Year Deal
On a warm summer night, a young lady entered the butcher shop with startling news for the butcher: The baby in her arms was his.
Wow! Now I Know Where All Cuts of Beef Come From!
If so, you’re in luck as in this video, Jason Young, a butcher at Fleishers Craft Butchery, shows us exactly that. He breaks down a cow into all the different cuts that you can find at your local butcher shop or supermarket.
Joke: The 16 Year Old Deal
Joke: The Smartest Dog in the World
As a butcher is shooing a dog from his shop, he sees a $10 and a note in his mouth, reading: "5 lamb chops, please." Amazed, he takes the money, puts a bag of chops in the dog's mouth, and quickly closes the shop.
Joke: Acting Like an Ape
He's finally released from the hospital and makes his first trip to the local butcher, where he buys a giant polish sausage and a pair of nice new butcher knives. He then goes straight to the zoo and marches up to the ape cage, where he is soon standing face to face with his attacker.
Dare You Explore the Grim Tale of Jack the Ripper?
Was he a simple butcher from Liverpool or perhaps a relative of the British royal family? This documentary promises to shed a great deal of light on this infamous figure... Documentary: Who Was Jack the Ripper?
Joke: Daddy Knows Best!
At their final stop, the butcher's shop, the little one thinks the world makes a lot more sense now. "So then Dad..." his smallest child begins, and looks at him expectantly. "Yes, that's right little one. This is Tom the Butcher. And when Dad hasn't made any sausages...." he trails off. "...
Why You Should Place a Loaf of Bread Under Your Turkey...
Here's how to cook your own: [related_articles] Upside-Down Roasted Turkey Ingredients • 1 fresh turkey – approximately 18 lbs • 1 loaf of bread • 2 tbsp salt • 1 stick butter, unsalted • 2 tsp pepper • Butcher's twine • Stuffing (optional) • Spice blend (optional) 1.
The People Who Designed These 19 Products Are Genius
Knife handle on the entrance door to a butcher 16. Divorce lawyer's business card 17. An all way socket that comes out of the wall with a press 18. Perfect set of table and chairs 19.
Dirty Joke: Pub and Sausage
Sean has an idea, he takes the 50 cents of Mickey, goes to the butchers and buys a sausage. Mickey is really pissed off at first that Sean spent their last money on a sausage, but Sean lets him in on his plan.
All Made Equal - Fascinating Art Series!
Whore / Escort Old Redneck / Orthodox Jew Homeless / Real estate mogul Gang member / Italian mobster A Marine / Injured War Veteran Bodybuilder / Amish farmer Young boxer / Former boxer Woman with hair curlers / A man with hair curlers Woman in lingerie / Woman in underwear Nuns / Hookers Vegetarian / Butcher
Want to Buy the Freshest Products? Here’s how!
Fresh meat What should you check when you go to buy fresh meat besides the cleanliness of the area where the butchers are? Well, the first thing you should focus on is the color of the meat which should be in shades of red-pink and not glossy.
These Fails Are SO Funny We Nearly Cried!
This kind of subtle chaos is somehow even worse than butchering the entire thing Image Source: Acidcow 8. Maybe she's having triplets Image Source: Acidcow 9. "And I kept wondering why my kettle wouldn't start boiling..." Image Source: Acidcow [related_articles] 10.
Designs That Are As Innovative As They Are Cool – 10 Pics
This sign is shared between a butcher shop and a skate shop in Nantes, France. Pretty ingenious, isn't it? 3. The packaging for these dryer balls is just so cute! 4. This airport has red and green lights over each bathroom stall to indicate occupancy. Pretty useful, right? 5.
Warning! Packaged Bones Could Seriously Harm Your Dog!
These bones are not similar to the uncooked one from the butcher or the leftovers from dinner. They’re bones that have been put through a smoking process and are packed with flavoring and preservatives. They’re usually labeled as “pork femur bones,” and “smokey knuckle bones.”
View Before and After Pictures of People - 30 Years Apart!
Butcher - 1980/2015 Richard Price was pictured outside the butcher’s shop trying to sell his boss’ wares aged about 17. He worked there for three years after leaving school aged 15. He still lives in the city today and works as an entertainer. The butcher’s shop is long gone – it’s now a café.
Here's a Healthier, Tastier Alternative to Chicken Broth
The most cost-effective way to make the stock is to first ask your butcher for the chicken parts that are normally thrown out - such as the backbones and necks. The difference between a broth and a stock has to do with how much meat each contains.
Hemorrhoids: How to Treat Them the Natural Way
Butcher's Broom For generations, this plant has been utilized as a traditional treatment for hemorrhoids. It helps to narrow the veins in the anus and smooth the muscles in their walls.
These Words Will Inspire You To Explore The Great Outdoors
.” ― Jim Butcher Related Article: 16 Beautiful Quotes By Famous Artists 6. "The best remedy for a short temper is a long walk." ― Jacqueline Schiff [related_articles] 7. "All truly great thoughts are conceived while walking." ― Friedrich Nietzsche 8. "Above all, do not lose your desire to walk.
Challenge: Think You Can Crack These 10 Riddles?
Riddle #3 Paul's height is six feet, he's an assistant at a butcher's shop, and wears size 9 shoes. What does he weigh? Give Up? Click Here for the Answer Meat. Riddle #4 There was a green house. Inside the green house there was a white house. Inside the white house there was a red house.
Test Your Riddle Solving Chops With This Fun Quiz!
There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall and he wears size 13 sneakers... What does he weigh? Click for the answer Meat. 3. Before Mt. Everest was discovered... what was the highest mountain in the world? Click for the answer Mt. Everest; it just wasn't discovered yet!
These Wonderful Shots Are From Many Special Times Gone By
This scene inside a butcher’s shop was captured on Water Street, Santa Fe, New Mexico in 1905. Civil rights protesters have water hoses turned on them by the authorities in Birmingham, Alabama. This shot was taken in 1963.
7 Tips That'll Help You Say Goodbye to Dry Pork Chops!
Pay Attention to Color and Thickness Butchers will tell you that the thicker the pork cut chop, the better. It may require some extra cooking time, but the juicier meat is well worth the wait.
Test Your Mental Sharpness With These Brainteasers
A clerk at a butcher shop stands five feet ten inches tall and wears size 13 sneakers. What does he weigh? Click for answer. Meat. 3. Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world? Click for answer. Mount Everest. It just wasn't discovered yet. 4.
