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Old maid's burglar - A Funny Lymric!

A story I'll tell of a burglar bold Who started to rob a house; He opened the window, and then crept in As quiet as a mouse.

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21 Things a Burglar Could Tell You, But Certainly Won't

Burglars always seem like they are one step ahead of you. That is because they are checking out your house while you have no idea they're doing so. They watch it, learn your habits and make sure they can get in when you're gone. Read this list all the way to the end.

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Joke: The Burglar and the Sad Guard

Content Joke: The Burglar and the Sad Guard joke A burglar was sneaking into a museum, and he had to get past the guard on duty...

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7 Cheap & Easy Ways to Help Keep Burglars Away

Keep Burglars At Bay with These 7 Cheap and Easy Tips

While going out is great, there is always the nagging worry that burglars will take advantage of your house being empty and rob you of your prized possessions. Security systems can be very costly and still don't guarantee 100% protection.

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How to Ensure Your Home Isn't Vulnerable to Burglars

How to Make Sure Your Home Isn't Vulnerable to Burglars

There are plenty of signs of vulnerability that may not be apparent to you, but which could send signals to burglars that your home is an easy target. Below, we will go into the ten most common ones: 1.

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If You Do These 6 Things, Burglars Won’t Target Your Car

But what can you do to reduce the chances your car will be targeted for theft, and what are some surefire ways of preventing the would-be burglar from getting away with it? 1. Be mindful of where you park Source: El Ronzo Park your car in well-lit areas that see a lot of traffic.

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13 Great Secret Hiding Spots That Burglars Will Never Find

Professional burglars and safe-crackers know every trick in the book, which is why it's important to hide any valuables you own in intuitive hiding spots, particularly where you go abroad. Can't think of any?

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How to Make a Homemade Door Locks – Tips, Tricks, & Hacks

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Burglar-Proof Your Home With These Genius Hacks

Your doors help keep unwanted guests out. That’s why it’s important to have the best locks to secure them. But sometimes, your door lock or latch can get damaged. With the help of this video, you c..

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Funny Joke: The Parrot With the Ominous Warning

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables. And when he picked up a jewelry box to place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying: "Jesus is watching you."

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This Cat is a Master Thief on a Large Scale!

The Mysterious Cat Burglar! funny, video, cat, weird, burglar This cat has turned to a life of crime.

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Joke: The Parrot With the Ominous Warning

Joke: He Should Have Listened to the Parrot's Words

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables. And when he picked up a jewelry box to place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying: "Jesus is watching you."

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Clever Ways to Hide Your Small Valuables

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Clever Ways to Hide Your Money and Credit Cards

I bet you've thought to yourself in the past about places to hide your small valuables, especially if you don't have a home safe (and even those do attract attention and are hard to hide from experienced burglars).

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Tricked Into Helping a Robbery - Funny!

Cat burglar asks shoppers to help with a security camera test - but it turns out they are tricked into helping a robbery! In this prank, the thief doesn't even need to use his cat-like abilities to rob all the money from the safe! Not a good day for the poor unsuspecting victims.

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6 Home Security Mistakes to Stop Making Today

Having a good lock or a home alarm can be very useful, but it’s far from being the only way to protect your home and family from burglars and intruders. Sometimes a simple habit you never gave much thought to could make your home an easy target.

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Joke: The Angry Old Woman and Her Bible

This Joke Starts With a Woman Being Burgled joke An old woman is accosted by a burglar, but she soon has an appropriate response for him. It seems to work...

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Some Cat Burglars Only Have Eyes for Your Delicious Supper

When Cats Are Hungry, You Better Watch Your Dinner Plate!

Check out these dinner time cat burglars! She smells something fishy... My turn, my turn! [related_articles] It's spaghetti, Tiddles. Not a ball of yarn! Are you done with that? I'm not waiting till this ends up in the trash! The sensuous delights of fine eating After you, dear.

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Burglars Never Check These Super Secret Hiding Spots

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10 SUPER SECRET Hiding Places You Already Have at Home

Burglars Never Check These Super Secret Hiding Spots tips, hacks, baba recommends, thieves, homes, burglary, tips and tricks, tips to know, hiding spots, hiding places, secret plan, hiding hacks Find out how to hide the valuables in your home.

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These Dogs Are Insanely Large... and Funny!

Hilarious Photos of One of the Largest Dog Breeds

Take a look: This Anti-Burglar System Owner And Her Dog Dressed Like Wayne’s World Characters For Halloween [related_articles] This Dog's Facial Expressions When His Owner Didn't Turn Towards The Dog Park I Guess I'll Sleep Over Here... A Gorgeous Trio!

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This Joke Starts With a Man Finding Prowlers In His Shed

I Had to Take Matters Into My Own Hands funny, hilarious, joke, humor, house, barn, prowlers, burglars A man discovers prowlers in his barn, so he promptly calls 911. There are no police cars are available, so he takes matters into his own hands...

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When News Goes Bizarre: Amusing Stories from the Press

12 Times Newspapers Gave Us Unintentional Laughs!

Lose your sense of humor if you want to be a burglar Related: Funny News Bloopers: From Curious Monkeys to Angry Pigs 11. Well, that sucks. Would have been fun to see 12. Can't blame him, though, can we?

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Funny Joke: The Chihuahua Guard Dog!

The man was not impressed and said “I need a dog that can guard our house and fend off burglars, a Chihuahua can’t do that.” “But this is no regular Chihuahua. It’s an attack Chihuahua!” the employee said, “Here, I’ll show you how it works! Attack Chihuahua, chair.”

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The Dogs Behind “Beware of the Dog” Signs

Hilarious: The Real Dogs Behind the "Beware Dog" Signs

Is it a protective and fierce guard dog, or a cuddly little fella whose only way to neutralize a burglar is by melting their heart? After seeing these hilarious pictures, I’m convinced that it’s probably the second option nine times out of ten.

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Cute and Welcome Home Intruders

Most of us take reasonable precautions when protecting and sealing our home against intruders, be it burglars or even just an irritating bug. If we live in certain areas we would even want to keep out snakes, rats, or other dangerous pests.

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Hilarious! Cats Can Be So Weird and Wonderful...

Go home, burglars. You don't stand a chance! Source Here's Your Prescribed Dose of Feline Therapy animals, cute, photos, funny, cats, family, pets, baba recommends, cute overload, feline We all know cats can make us feel better, so here are 20 adorable cat photos for you to enjoy!

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