Have You Heard This One? The Highly Trained Assassin!
A man comes to see an incredibly successful assassin who was known to charge $10,000 per bullet. "Are you the guy who charges $10,000 a bullet?" He asks him. "Yup." "What if you miss?" The assassin looks at the man, very serious. " I don't miss, " he hisses. "Okay, okay," says the man nervously.