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Joke: Feeling Like a Million Bucks!

A happy 90-year-old man walked into the doctor's office. He was all smiles and laughed with the nurses and staff, until they brought him in to see the doctor. The doctor examined him and told him h..

Joke: The Story of the Huge Lighter

The second man doesn't think twice: "I want a million bucks!" The Genie nods, snaps his fingers, then disappears into a wisp of smoke. For a few minutes... nothing. Then, suddenly, a rumble in the distance.

Joke: The Afterlife Vehicle

Once there were three men, Charlie, Mason, and Buck, who were involved in a tragic car accident in which all three died. As they stood at the gates of Heaven, St. Peter came up to them and said, "You will all be given a method of transportation for your eternal use around Heaven.

Joke: Things Get Interesting When Hubby's Friend Pops Over

I'd give you a hundred bucks if I could just see one."Nora thinks about this for a second and figures what the hell - a hundred bucks. She opens her robe and shows one. He promptly thanks her and throws a hundred bucks on the table.

Hilarious: This Guy Knows a Great Bargain When He Sees One

It cost him a buck. When he goes for dinner that evening, it costs him another buck. His room is only a buck a day! The day before he's to check out, he heads out to play a last round and stops by the pro shop and charges a sleeve of three balls to his room.

Joke: Everything For a $1

It cost him a buck. When he goes for dinner that evening, it costs him another buck. His room is only a buck a day! The day before he's to check out, he heads out to play a last round and stops by the pro shop and charges a sleeve of three balls to his room.

This Animal Quiz Will Really Test Your Vocabulary!

Can you tell the difference between a bull and a buck? How about the difference between does and sows? Give this quiz a shot and see how well you fare! A male pig is a... Buck Bull Ram Boar The foot of a horse is a... Barrel Hock Cart Hoof A male cat is a...

This joke begins with an 3 Friends on a Hunt

Not too long after they return dragging a ten-point buck behind them. "That's amazing!" Cried the others, "How on earth did you manage that?" "Just like the pessimist", smiled the optimist, "I found some tracks, followed them, and Boom! I shot myself a ten-point buck!"

Joke: What's the Matter Officer?

"Fifty bucks," she says. He's never been with a hooker before, but he decides what the hell. They're going at it for a minute when all of a sudden, a light flashes on them... it's a police officer. "What's going on here, people?" asks the officer.

Joke: What Do You Want to Do When You Grow Up?

Little Johnny says "I wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best girl with me, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Hawaii, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel through Europe, an Infinite Visa Card and to make love to her 3 times a day."

Joke: Will You Do Me a Favor?

Take these monkeys to the zoo for me and I'll give you 200 bucks." The man accepts his offer, loads the monkeys into his van and drives off towards the zoo.

Joke: Doctor, Give Me Money!

[gets money from drawer and gives it to the guy] Guy: "Wait a minute, this is 50 bucks." Quack: " Good! Your sight has returned! That'll be $150. " ​For more funny jokes scroll below.