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Joke: The Brothel Union

An accountant was at a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels. When he got to the first one, he asked the madame, "Is this a union house?" "No, I'm sorry, it isn't." "Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?" "The house gets $80 and the girls get $20."

This Joke Starts With a Conscientious Punter At a Brothel

An accountant was at a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels. When he got to the first one, he asked the madame, "Is this a union house?" "No, I'm sorry, it isn't." "Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?" "The house gets $80 and the girls get $20."

A Man Visits a Brothel With Ulterior Motives (Funny)

The madam opened the brothel door to see a rather dignified, well-dressed good-looking man in his late 40s or early 50s. "Can I help you?" she asked. "I want to see Natalie," the man replied. "Sir, Natalie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would prefer someone else," said the madam.

Hilarious: Why Are All These People Having Relations Outside?

"This is a brothel. Do you want to get in on the action, honey?" asked the madam. "Nah. I’m good thanks,” he replied, “but I was just wondering what the heck is going on out here on the lawn.” "Oh, we're having a yard sale today," said the madam. Images by Deposit Photos .

This Joke Starts With a Pastor Receiving a Large Donation

My Son Is a Legit Veterinarian, Dear Pastor funny, hilarious, joke, humor, baba recommends, las vegas, brothel, cathouse, reno When a pastor begins to receive a pink envelope containing $1,000 each week, he begins to wonder where the money is coming from. The donor can explain...

Hahaha! These 3 Parrot Jokes Will Ruffle Your Feathers

The owner looked at her and said, "Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a brothel, and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff." The woman thought about this, but decided she wanted the bird anyway.

Joke: The Illiterate Job Seeker

Eventually, he comes to a brothel with a "Help Wanted!" sign in the window. He walks in and asks the manager about the job offer in the window. The manager says, "well we need a bookkeeper at this here establishment, so, there are some things you'll need to be able to do." "Like what?"

This One Begins with a Police Raid (Rude)...

One day, the police raided her brothel and arrested a group of working girls, including the young woman. The prostitutes were instructed to line up in a straight line on the sidewalk. Well, who should be walking in the neighborhood, but the woman's little old Grandma! The young girl became frantic.

Joke: The Native American Donkey

We need the donkey to cross the river in order to get to the brothel." ​For more funny jokes scroll below. Rude Joke: The Indian Men and the Donkey funny, joke, humor, doctor, Indian, donkey, native american, anthropologist, rude joke This joke begins with an anthropologist without a clue...

20 Attractions in Bucharest You Have to See

English Passage ( Pasajul englez ) The English Passage will lead you directly through a building that was originally built as a brothel in the early 20th century. Since World War II, it has been used for public housing, and its architecture is definitely a sight to behold.

The Secret Stories of 10 Art Masterpieces

He then promptly wrapped it up in paper and gifted it to some poor horrified woman at the brothel he and Gaugin used to visit frequently.