Have You Heard This Joke? How To Avoid Being Breathalyzed!
A guy gets pulled over by the police , “Step out of the car” says the cop, “I am going to need you to take a breathalyzer test.” “I can’t”, the guy says. “I have very bad asthma, that can set off an attack.” “Alright,” says the cop, “then you’re going to have to take a blood test.”