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Joke: The Blond Painter

A Blond man is hired to paint the lines on the road. On the first day, he paints ten miles, and his employers are amazed. But, on the second day, he paints just five, and on the third day, he paints only a mile of the road. Disappointed, his boss asks what the problem was.

Hilarious: The Blonde's Arrest

This hilarious comic strip will have you in stitches - it pokes a little light-hearted fun at the stereotypical blonde: [related_articles] Cover image by depositphotos.com Excuse Me, Officer - Is There Something Wrong?

Joke: The Blond Detective

The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Chad - the new blond recruit, wanted the job. "Okay," the sheriff drawled, "Chad, what is 1 and 1?" "11" he replied. The sheriff thought to himself, "That's not what I meant, but he's right." "What two days of the week start with the letter 'T'?"

Joke: A Blonde on a Galloping Steed...

Standing beside a valiant stallion, a beautiful blonde decides she must ride this animal despite having no previous riding experience. Soon, she finds herself atop the horse's back, galloping through a lush green meadow.

Three Blondes Are Put to the Test at the Police Academy

A policeman was interrogating three blondes who were training to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first blonde a picture for 5 seconds, then hides it. "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"

Have You Heard This Joke? A Blond Trilogy!

We know we at Baba-Mail make fun of blondes a lot, but really, it's just a funny stereotype we all know is wrong, but cannot be discounted as a funny type of joke. So I hope you enjoy these 3 classic blond jokes that really made me grin! A blond has become dreadfully overweight.

A Gentleman and a Blonde Don't Seem to Be on the Same Page

A blonde lady and a gentleman were out on a romantic date one night, when they ended up at ''Lovers' Cove'' and started to make out a little.

3 Jokes About Blond Men That'll Make You Laugh out Loud

Most blond jokes are about women, but who said men can't be blond too? Here are 3 killer jokes I found that put the shoe on the other foot, proving that it's not about gender, or about being blond, it's just about making funny jokes!

Blonde Is What Blonde Does - Hilarious Jokes!

It's not that we actually think blondes are less intelligent, but that the word blonde can mean many things, and the jokes are hilarious! Enjoy a few jokes about our favourite hair color - the blonde! Three girls all worked in the same office with the same female boss.

Joke: The Blonde Shopper

A blonde walked into an electronics store and said to the salesmen: "I want that TV." The salesperson shook his head and said, "No, we don't sell to blondes." So the blonde left and came back with her hair dyed brown and said: "I'll take that TV."

This Is a Blonde Joke to End All Blonde Jokes

DISCLAIMER: We know blondes are smart too, but we'll pretend otherwise just for this joke! 80,000 blondes meet in a football stadium for a "Blondes Are Not Stupid" Convention. The leader says, "We are all here today to prove to the world that blondes are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?"

Joke: A Blonde Complaint

Joke: A Blonde Complaint joke A young ventriloquist heads off on a tour of Norway when he starts cracking blonde jokes. A blonde in the audience isn't too happy with him...

This Joke Starts With a Blonde Being Sick of Blonde Jokes

There was a blonde who was sick of all the blonde jokes . One day, she decided to get a makeover, so she cut and dyed her hair. She went driving down a country road and came across a herd of sheep. She stopped and called the sheep herder over. "Tell you what.

Joke: The Lawyer and the Blonde

Content Joke: The Lawyer and the Blonde joke There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane.

Joke: Revenge of the Blonde

A blonde woman was sick and tired of all the unfair jokes about blondes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke.

Joke: A Nauseated Blonde

The blonde wife came home from her first day commuting into the city. Her husband noticed she was looking a little peaked and asked, "Honey, are you feeling all right?" "Not really," she replied. "I'm nauseated from sitting backward on the train." "Poor dear," he said.

Joke: The Blondes Visit London

Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes, charter a double-decker bus for a weekend bowling tournament in London. The Brunette team rides on the bottom of the bus. The Blonde team rides on the top level.

Joke: The Blonde and the Bodybuilder

Content Joke: The Blonde and the Bodybuilder joke A beautiful blonde goes out with a bodybuilder...

Joke: The Blondes and the Dent

Content Joke: How to Inflate a Car joke A blonde lived with two blonde roommates...

Joke: A Blonde's Melons

Joke: The Blonde and Her Melons joke This blonde was walking down a road carrying a bag, when a guy came along...