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Joke: This Is What $100,000 on a Funeral Will Get You

When a man puts $100,000 away on a funeral, his wife ensures that it is spent in the most elaborate way... For more original BabaMail videos click here. Hilarious Joke! The Memorial funny, hilarious, joke, rumble, the memorial A man puts $100,000 away for his funeral.

This Joke Begins At a New York Contractor's Funeral

Scroll below for more funny jokes! A Widow Receives a Generous Inheritance funny, hilarious, joke, humor, money, accident, funeral, widow, contractor, inheritance A Staten Island contractor went to meet his maker following a terrible freak accident.

Joke: Three Funerals and a Wedding

Joke: The Poison Mushrooms funny, joke A woman makes a new friend at the gym, a beautiful woman. A few months later, she gets a wedding invitation. Excited, she asks her friend if this is her first marriage.

Joke: The Widow and the Special Words...

A man is at the funeral of an old friend. He tentatively approaches the deceased's wife and asks whether he can say a word. The widow nods. The man clears his throat and says, " Plethora ."

Cheeky Joke: The Best Hand

Content Joke: The Best Hand joke One night, little Adam walked into his parents’ bedroom to find his dad fooling around with his mom.

Joke: The Best Hangover Ever

Content Joke: The Best Hangover Ever joke Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all.

Short Jokes: The Best of Disgruntled Husbands!

" Na, " the man shakes his head, " They're all at the funeral. " A woman goes to the doctor for a general examination. After they have a chat, he performs his examination. He suddenly stops. Asks her to wait, and goes outside to her waiting husband for a private chat.

Joke: The Best Gunfighter Alive

This young Cowboy in the Old West wanted to be the best gunfighter alive. One night as he was sitting in a saloon, he spotted an old man who had the reputation of being the greatest gunfighter in his day. The young Cowboy walked up to the old man and told him his dream.

Indian Boy Wakes Up At His Very Own Funeral

A 17-year-old Indian boy recently woke up while on the way to his OWN funeral. Kumar Marewad had fallen ill after he was bitten by a stray dog. With his condition deteriorating rapidly, he was quickly taken to hospital in a critical condition.

Joke: The Best Bar in the World

Joke: The Best Bar in the World joke Three guys are drinking at a bar and talking about their favorite bars.

Joke: The Best Nursing Home

Scroll below for more funny jokes! Joke: The High Priced Nursing Home funny, joke, grandmother, humor, old folks home, nursing home This old grandmother really likes her new home. She just has one problem...

Joke: The Best Way to Return a Shirt

Joke: The Best Way to Return a Shirt funny, joke I went with a friend to buy a grey cotton sweatshirt...

Funny Joke: The Best Man in the World

He was the best lover in bed, and could take his wife to the top of the mountain. He would never answer her back, even if she was in the wrong. His clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too. He was the perfect man! He never made a mistake.

This Joke is One of the Best: Forget Me Not...

Scroll below for more funny jokes! Joke Today: The Three Sisters funny, hilarious, joke, memory, gag, elderly, sisters, forgetful Three sisters of age 92, 94 and 96 live in a house together. One night the 96 year old draws a bath...

Joke: Daddy Knows Best!

Joke: Your Dad Does it Better joke He's a self sufficient guy so this is a rare occurrence, however finding himself low on essentials he decides there's nothing for it and heads in.

Joke: A Drink Best Served Cold

Scroll below for more funny jokes! This Bar Offers Super Cheap Food and Drinks funny, hilarious, joke, humor, beer, bartender, bar, steak A man enters a bar and orders a beer. To his delight, he's only charged 1c for it. Similarly, steak dinner is only 4c, but there's a reason for the cheapness...

Joke: Honesty ISN'T Always the Best Policy

Joke: Honesty ISN'T Always the Best Policy joke Once there was a little boy that lived in the country with his father.

Joke: I'm Sure That This is the World's Best Invention

Scroll below for more funny jokes! No, This is the Best Invention in the World funny, hilarious, joke, men, humor, inventions, world, baba recommends, best, talking, discussion A soldier, sailor and an airman are discussing what they think is the best invention in the world.

HILARIOUS: The Very Best of Classic Blonde Jokes!

But the myth of the 'stupid blonde' has generated decades of great funny jokes. So our apologies to all the blondes out there, but today we're bringing some of the best of those classic blonde jokes for a bit of a good laugh! A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game.

Hilarious: The Best of Little Johnny Jokes!

Little Johnny has always provided the online joke world with much amusement, so I decided to put a little collection of his most outrageous shenanigans together just for you. These 20 Little Johnny jokes will have you howling with laughter: 1.

Video Joke: How to Choose the Best Password

Click here for more original BabaMail videos JOKE: When You Don't Quite See Eye to Eye with Your PC... funny, video, hilarious, joke, email, password, rumble, computer trouble, cabbage Today I opened a new email account, I always use the same password: "cabbage". It's easy to remember.

Joke: The Best Excuse You Ever Heard

" Photo and cover photo by: Anita Ritenour / flickr Scroll below for more funny jokes! Joke: A Perfect Excuse funny, hilarious, joke, Excuse, soldier A great joke with a great excuse...

Grandpa's Advice is Always the Best (Hilarious Joke)

Scroll below for more funny jokes! Grandpa's Advice Was So Awesome advice, funny, hilarious, joke, humor, grandfather, baba recommends, grandson, pecker It's really sad when a family member passes on to the next life, but there's a piece of them that will always stay with us....