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Hilarious: The Bells, They Toll for Thee!

"Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous. Simply in on the 'Ding' and out on the 'Dong'."

Joke: Two Southern Belles Talk On a Porch

Two Southern Belles Have a Little Chat funny, hilarious, joke, women, humor, Chat, southern, American, conversation Two southern belles are sitting on the front porch of a mansion. One of them decides to start bragging about her life...

Two Southern Belles Talk On a Porch (Hilarious Joke)

Two Southern Belles Have a Little Chat funny, hilarious, joke, women, humor, Chat, southern, American, conversation Two southern belles are sitting on the front porch of a mansion. One of them decides to start bragging about her life...

Joke: Firefighter Lovemaking Rules

A firefighter came home from work one day and told his wife, "You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station: Bell 1 rings and we all put on our jackets, Bell 2 rings and we all slide down the pole, Bell 3 rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go.

This Joke Starts With a Man in the Fertilized Egg Business

That took an awful lot of Whitey's time so Whitey got a set of tiny bells and attached them to his roosters. Each bell had a different tone so Whitey could tell from a distance, which rooster was performing.

Joke: A Stern Warning

They advise that outdoorsmen wear noisy little bells on their clothing so as not to startle bears that aren't expecting them. They also advise outdoorsmen to carry pepper spray with them in case of an encounter with a bear . It is also a good idea to watch out for fresh signs of bear activity.

Joke: Life in the Fertilized Egg Business

That took an awful lot of Whitey's time so Whitey got a set of tiny bells and attached them to his roosters. Each bell had a different tone so Whitey could tell from a distance, which rooster was performing.

These Paintings Bring to Life Treasures of Our Childhood!

Charles Bell was an American painter and photorealist born in 1935. Growing up in Tulsa, Oklahoma, Bell eventually earned a degree in Business administration and served as a Lieutenant in the US Navy.

Delicious Sweet and Sour Pork That'll Melt in Your Mouth

The red and green bell peppers and chunks of pineapple are just the icing on top of a delicious cake. When making this dish, it's not about your stir-frying technique nor the use of the freshest ingredients available (although both are important) - it's all about the sauce.

Vegetables Come in Many Colors - But Which are Healthiest?

Bell peppers Bell peppers come in three different colors - green, red and yellow/orange. The red and yellow/orange bell peppers are riper than the green ones, so green bells have a more bitter taste than others.

How The Titans of the Fast Food Industry Got Started

Taco Bell (By DXPG, Wikimedia Commons ) Here's another restaurant that started off in San Bernardino, California. Glen Bell opened the very first Taco Bell restaurant in 1962, though it was not his first foray into the restaurant biz.