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Great Joke: The Bartender and His Very Low Prices

The Bartender says “that’ll be a dollar”. The guy thinks “man, that’s cheap” but the beer turned out to be delicious. So he finishes his beer and decides to take a chance. “Bartender, I’ll have your finest wine.”

Joke Collection: 40+ Jokes About Bars and Bartenders!

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Joke: The Bartender's Advice

Bartender joke A man sitting at a bar after work shares with the bartender why he is looking so stressed...

Joke: The Bartender and the Jackass

The bartender pointed at the seat next to me and said “Hey Jackass! Sit here.” The man sat down. Then the bartender asked, “What do you want to drink, Jackass?” The man ordered a beer. A little later, the bartender yelled, “Hey Jackass! You want a menu?” The man said “No.”

Joke: The Bartender and the Duck

Content Joke: A Bartender and a Working Duck joke A duck walks into a pub and orders a beer and a ham sandwich...

Joke: The Talking Dog and the Bartender

The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't allow animals in here." The dog replies, "Hey, I'm tired of being discriminated against. Just give me a drink." The bartender says, "Oh, no, not another ventriloquist with the old talking dog trick. Both of you, get out of here!"

Joke: Beer For Everyone!

A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender: "Beer for me, beer for you, and beer for everyone who is in the bar now." After drinking, the man starts walking out of the bar. "Hey, what about the payment?" yells the bartender. "I have no money," answers the man.

It's My Birthday, I'll Have a Drink If I Want To (Funny)

The bartender gave her the drink, and she said, "I'm on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday, and it's today." The bartender said, "Well, since it's your birthday, this one's on me." As the lady finished her drink, a woman, to her right, said, "I'd like to buy you a drink, too."

Joke: The Tiny Piano, Tiny Player and Tiny Singer!

He sat down and asked the bartender "If I impress you, can I have a free drink?" The bartender said sure, so the man reached in his pocket and pulled out a tiny piano. He then pulled out a small rat and set it by the piano. It crawled on to the bench and began playing music.

Joke: She Still Likes to Have a Drink

The bartender gave her the drink, and she said, "I'm on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday, and it's today." The bartender said, "Well, since it's your birthday, this one's on me." As the lady finished her drink, a woman, to her right, said, "I'd like to buy you a drink, too."

This Man Managed a Challenge No-One Else Could (Funny)

The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1000 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone who could squeeze one more drop of juice out would win the money.

This Joke Starts with a Man Walking into a Bar...

He goes up to the cheerful looking bartender and asks for his favorite premium beer. "Certainly, sir. That'll be 1 cent." "One single penny?!" exclaimed the man. The barman replied, "Yes, sir. Just one penny."

Hilarious: This Cowboy Seems a Little Confused...

The bartender approached and told the cowboy, "You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it. It would taste better if you bought one at a time." The cowboy replied, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in Arizona, the other is in Colorado.

Have You Heard This Joke? The Cheeky Trio

The bartender tells him he owes $8. "But I already paid you. Don't you remember?" says the customer. "OK," says the bartender, "if you say you paid, then I suppose you did."

Joke: Getting Away With It

The bartender tells him he owes $8. "But I already paid you. Don't you remember?" says the customer. "OK," says the bartender, "if you say you paid, then I suppose you did."

Joke: A Drink Best Served Cold

He goes up to the cheerful looking bartender and asks for his favorite premium beer. "Certainly, sir. That'll be 1 cent." "One single penny?!" exclaimed the man. The barman replied, "Yes, sir. Just one penny."

Joke: I Bet You I Can Reach That Glass!

funny, joke, humor, glass, bet, man, bartender, bar A man and bets a barman that he's able to urinate in a glass located on the far side of his bar. The barman agrees, but doesn't know what else is going on...

Joke: What's the Wi-fi Password?

A man goes into a bar in the airport and asks the bartender what the password is to their wi-fi. Bartender: You need to buy a drink first. Me: Okay, I'll have a coke. Bartender: Is Pepsi okay? Me: Sure. How much is that? Bartender: $3 Me: There you go. So, what's the wi-fi password?

Have You Heard This Joke? An Embarrassing Problem...

He took a sip of it, then tossed the remainder in the bartender's face. Before the bartender could recover from the surprise, the man began weeping. "I'm really sorry. I keep doing this to bartenders. I can't tell you how embarrassing it is to have a compulsion like this."

Joke: 15 Shots of Whisky

There was this man who walked into a bar and says to the bartender, "10 shots of whiskey." The bartender asks, "What's the matter?" The man says, "I found out my father is gay and marrying my best friend." The next day the same man comes in and orders 12 shots of whiskey.